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#327404 - 05/10/08 10:50 AM If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ....
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#327405 - 05/10/08 12:21 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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It already happened once a couple of years back. I didn't see it but have heard about it from a couple different people.
Max pulled a knife on Skeeter. Bad idea, especially if you don't know how to use a knife for anything other than a utility tool.
Max ended up on his back in about 2 seconds with the knife broke in two against the concrete.
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#327406 - 05/10/08 01:09 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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i see that there are only two responses to this poll, both for skeeter. i guess we can be reasonably sure that just me and bad habit voted. when the score ties up, that means eminence front and big moose voted.
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#327407 - 05/10/08 01:29 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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they'd end up in a 69. laying down on the side.

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#327408 - 05/10/08 01:38 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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they'd end up in a 69. laying down on the side.




Damn! I wish I could edit the poll to add that as an option.

I think Max would gladly be Skeeter's bottom if Skeeter let Max gag factor him.
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#327409 - 05/10/08 01:55 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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Isn't Max real small? He may be crazy but so is Skeeter so Skeeter by far would win. Against TTboy is another story.
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#327410 - 05/10/08 02:40 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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skeeter would kick his fucken ass. sounds like he might, actually. it had never occurred to me that 'max hardcore' was anything more than a character. i'm actually quite disturbed by what i read about him in that article.
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#327411 - 05/10/08 03:08 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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skeeter would kick his fucken ass. sounds like he might, actually. it had never occurred to me that 'max hardcore' was anything more than a character. i'm actually quite disturbed by what i read about him in that article.




There's an undercurrent of menace in many of Max's movies that convinced me that he is a real demented fuck. You can see it in some of his earlier stuff where the girls seem to have no clue what's coming. He's due for a beating...
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#327412 - 05/10/08 03:10 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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Whatever happens in their cell matters not. Once they stepped out of it, the Mexican Mafia and the Guerrillas would show them both the true definition of "hardcore."
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#327413 - 05/10/08 04:40 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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skeeter would kick his fucken ass. sounds like he might, actually. it had never occurred to me that 'max hardcore' was anything more than a character. i'm actually quite disturbed by what i read about him in that article.




There's an undercurrent of menace in many of Max's movies that convinced me that he is a real demented fuck. You can see it in some of his earlier stuff where the girls seem to have no clue what's coming. He's due for a beating...


you're right. i still want to make my yellow couch christmas ornaments, though.
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#327414 - 05/11/08 07:55 AM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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you're right. i still want to make my yellow couch christmas ornaments, though.




I actually just voted, seems Max is ahead :P Oh don't forget the piss bowl by the yellow couch, have it half filled with a yellow substance and a cigarette.
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#327415 - 05/11/08 09:12 AM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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Definitely Skeeter, the only people Max can beat up are skinny meth-hoes who resemble young girls, though a drunken Max is capable of anything.

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#327417 - 05/13/08 10:24 PM Re: If Skeeter and Max were locked up together ...
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Max would piledrive Skeeter into submission.

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