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#327367 - 05/10/08 07:13 AM One question about Sex in the City
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How in the hell are any of these broads getting men to sleep with them? Especially in the state they are in for the movie


I cannot understand the basic premise of the show- it fails the logic test. They sleep with various men, usually decent looking, younger or richer and then find their faults but honestly which of these men would actually want to sleep with them?





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#327368 - 05/10/08 10:03 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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It's all about the fantasy. Men have porn, women have "Sex in the City", "grey's Anatomy", "Lipstick Jungle" "Cashmere Mafia"..and on and on.

Unreal? Sure it is. But so is the idea that a chick is going to crave a dozen loads of jizz on her face by a bunch of dudes who look like they just stepped out of the unemployment line...
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#327369 - 05/10/08 10:24 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Donny Long rarely has women less decayed.
Brandon Irons would fuck 'em for sure.

And who would want to fuck their characters? From the amount of sex these whores had with uncountable numbers of men, they have Herpes for sure. Nixon's character had the "clam" during an episode.

I liked Kim Cattrall when she was young. I first saw her in a movie called "Rosebud" about Palestinian terrorists where she showed her butt. When HBO was young and it was shown, it played over and over and over like 6 times a day. And, OF COURSE, Porky's.

But, even when this stupid show was on I thought she was past her expiration date. And, the character she played made her even less attractive.

The only other one that was ever attractive is Kristin Davis. I certainly would have jerked to her alleged amateur which turned out to only be pics.

Would you even be interested in Nixon or Parker, who is an all-time dog. She could be the single most over-rated chick in entertainment. I find her hideous.

So the field was cut in half to start. Time took care of the rest ...

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#327370 - 05/10/08 10:28 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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[Cage post]

Sarah Jessica Parker is a Tranny.

Here "s/he" is in "Real Genius" before the trip to Brazil.



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If you'd fuck her, you'd fuck him.

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#327371 - 05/10/08 03:46 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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This movie was made too late. These broads are even older now and Carrie's wedding dress looks like a duvet cover. End of story. The older I get, the more whiney and annoying I think Carrie is.

Women will always be able to get men to sleep with them, even decent looking younger men, but the only reason why women this old are still occasionally snagging guys with money into relationships is because of their social circle from their careers.
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#327372 - 05/10/08 04:19 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Women will always be able to get men to sleep with them, even decent looking younger men, but the only reason why women this old are still occasionally snagging guys with money into relationships is because of their social circle from their careers.





The same seems possible for men. Sexual stereotypes tend to uphold themselves.

The borders between the women of "Sex And The City" as characters in a television series and the actresses as private persons get blurred here. Unless gia jordan knows them in person.
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#327373 - 05/10/08 06:21 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Trust me, SATC is as unrealistic as all these twits from the Mid-west who think moving to NYC after college will just be one big shopping spree at Prada and ladies who lunch. How the hell My Pony Parker's character stays a size zero with all that damn boozing is beyond me. I really enjoyed SATC as a series, but I'm dreading the movie. Just the tagline alone "Get Carried Away" turns me off.
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#327374 - 05/10/08 06:48 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Sarah Jessica Parker is a Tranny.
Here "s/he" is in "Real Genius" before the trip to Brazil.






actually, scary enough, lil' Mitch is still around :
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#327375 - 05/10/08 06:58 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Trust me, SATC is as unrealistic as all these twits from the Mid-west who think moving to NYC after college will just be one big shopping spree at Prada and ladies who lunch. How the hell My Pony Parker's character stays a size zero with all that damn boozing is beyond me. I really enjoyed SATC as a series, but I'm dreading the movie. Just the tagline alone "Get Carried Away" turns me off.




What would be good advice for the Mid-Western chicks to become successful sluts in New York City then?

For the male contenders there is player Paul Janka, who tries.

But he has issues of his own.
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#327376 - 05/10/08 07:05 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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I've been on gawker for years and jez since it started. Paul Janka is notorious both places. Dude's a tool. Heh.

Make the Mid-West chicks stay the hell home. NYC is already ruined.
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#327377 - 05/10/08 07:14 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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So his "Getting Laid In NYC - Technology For The Single Man" is not the shit, what the world waited for?

That would be disappointing. Very much so.

New York City is too decadent here and piss-poor there?

Or why would it be ruined?
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#327378 - 05/10/08 10:32 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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How in the hell are any of these broads getting men to sleep with them? Especially in the state they are in for the movie


I cannot understand the basic premise of the show- it fails the logic test. They sleep with various men, usually decent looking, younger or richer and then find their faults but honestly which of these men would actually want to sleep with them?




Well most tv shows and movies have fat, old or ugly men hooked up with hot chicks all the time(look at all the babes Jerry, George and Kramer nailed on Seinfeld), the shoe is just on the other foot with Sex in the City.

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#327379 - 05/10/08 11:23 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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I've been on gawker for years and jez since it started. Paul Janka is notorious both places. Dude's a tool. Heh.

Make the Mid-West chicks stay the hell home. NYC is already ruined.



You like Paul Jenka

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#327380 - 05/10/08 11:36 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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#327381 - 05/10/08 11:47 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Paul Jenkem



I wanna read his book but I dont want to pay for it.

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#327382 - 05/11/08 01:24 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Paul Jenkem



I wanna read his book but I dont want to pay for it.





Shouldn't that comment be on the stereotypes thread there, Goldsteinbergenfischenheimervitch?
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#327383 - 05/11/08 08:00 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Quote:

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Paul Jenkem



I wanna read his book but I dont want to pay for it.




You do not have to pay for it, as it was published by himself on the net for free.

Download the PDF document here.

When you stud up, keep in mind to change your phone number from time to time.
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#327384 - 05/11/08 08:50 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Quote:

Quote:

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Paul Jenkem



I wanna read his book but I dont want to pay for it.




You do not have to pay for it, as it was published by himself on the net for free.

Download the PDF document here.

When you stud up, keep in mind to change your phone number from time to time.



Thanks for the link, I just gotta find time to read it therally. But whaty about his 86-page books taht sells for $40.00? That is the book that I was interested in the 1st place.

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#327385 - 05/11/08 08:51 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Quote:

Quote:

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Paul Jenkem



I wanna read his book but I dont want to pay for it.





Shouldn't that comment be on the stereotypes thread there, Goldsteinbergenfischenheimervitch?



Don't blame me for being a cheap jew. It is only in my genes.

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#327386 - 05/11/08 09:37 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:

Quote:

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Paul Jenkem



I wanna read his book but I dont want to pay for it.




You do not have to pay for it, as it was published by himself on the net for free.

Download the PDF document here.

When you stud up, keep in mind to change your phone number from time to time.



Thanks for the link, I just gotta find time to read it therally. But whaty about his 86-page books taht sells for $40.00? That is the book that I was interested in the 1st place.




You are welcome.

I cannot say anything aboout the book you mentioned. It could be the same one.
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#327387 - 05/11/08 09:45 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

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Quote:

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Paul Jenkem



I wanna read his book but I dont want to pay for it.




You do not have to pay for it, as it was published by himself on the net for free.

Download the PDF document here.

When you stud up, keep in mind to change your phone number from time to time.



Thanks for the link, I just gotta find time to read it therally. But whaty about his 86-page books taht sells for $40.00? That is the book that I was interested in the 1st place.




You are welcome.

I cannot say anything aboout the book you mentioned. It could be the same one.



I am pretty sure that the 86-page book is more in-depth and expanded.

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#327388 - 05/11/08 09:59 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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I am pretty sure that the 86-page book is more in-depth and expanded.





That would depend on the format of it.

For further instructions on this and other subjects there is this guy.
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#327389 - 05/11/08 11:07 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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I am pretty sure that the 86-page book is more in-depth and expanded.






That would depend on the format of it.

For further instructions on this and other subjects there is this guy.



I bookmarked that, seems interesting.

But my viewpoint on these CDs and products is "fuck that shit". Everywhere you go these days there are people who "just want to help you out", but they want you to open up your wallet and fork out the cash. This extends to different subjects like photography, photoshop courses, get rich on eBay, etc.

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#327390 - 05/11/08 11:33 AM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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That seems to be the case.

The link to that motivator guy looks like half a religion I do not need.
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#327391 - 05/11/08 12:27 PM Re: One question about Sex in the City
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Well most tv shows and movies have fat, old or ugly men hooked up with hot chicks all the time(look at all the babes Jerry, George and Kramer nailed on Seinfeld), the shoe is just on the other foot with Sex in the City.





Actually studies show the man less attractive than the woman leads to happier relationships. So the two are in no way congruent. The first is a public service. The other way just leads to the frustrations that these women show during the program.


One of hundreds of articles on the topic ...
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