Donny Long rarely has women less decayed.
Brandon Irons would fuck 'em for sure.

And who would want to fuck their characters? From the amount of sex these whores had with uncountable numbers of men, they have Herpes for sure. Nixon's character had the "clam" during an episode.

I liked Kim Cattrall when she was young. I first saw her in a movie called "Rosebud" about Palestinian terrorists where she showed her butt. When HBO was young and it was shown, it played over and over and over like 6 times a day. And, OF COURSE, Porky's.

But, even when this stupid show was on I thought she was past her expiration date. And, the character she played made her even less attractive.

The only other one that was ever attractive is Kristin Davis. I certainly would have jerked to her alleged amateur which turned out to only be pics.

Would you even be interested in Nixon or Parker, who is an all-time dog. She could be the single most over-rated chick in entertainment. I find her hideous.

So the field was cut in half to start. Time took care of the rest ...