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#32729 - 06/18/04 03:44 PM One of the seven- LUST
kay123 Offline
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Registered: 06/18/04
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This will probably be my only post here. I was lost once like many of you, always looking for the next thrill, the next high, the next distraction. What I have come to realise is that I was only missing GOD and Jesus. I will not preach to anyone but please shut yourself away from all the distractions and listen to your heart. just listen. I will bet god is whispering to you to come back home. He is always waiting for us but will not force us to come back to him. I know some of you are laughing and calling me a bible thumper but that's only the sin talking. Listen to your heart and return home. God bless and keep all of you safe till you come home.

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#32730 - 06/18/04 04:02 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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This will probably be my only post here. I was lost once like many of you, always looking for the next thrill, the next high, the next distraction. What I have come to realise is that I was only missing GOD and Jesus. I will not preach to anyone but please shut yourself away from all the distractions and listen to your heart. just listen. I will bet god is whispering to you to come back home. He is always waiting for us but will not force us to come back to him. I know some of you are laughing and calling me a bible thumper but that's only the sin talking. Listen to your heart and return home. God bless and keep all of you safe till you come home.




Thanks, but my heart tells me that God is a little more open-minded than most Christians give him credit for.
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#32731 - 06/18/04 07:13 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
This better be the Monkey.

Jesus did double anal on Mary Magdelene with John the Baptist.

She bled.

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#32732 - 06/18/04 07:22 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
It can't be Monkey, I didn't smile as I read it
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#32733 - 06/18/04 07:29 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
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This better be the Monkey.


Jesus did double anal on Mary Magdelene with John the Baptist.

She bled.






monkey or not, it's still blasphemy, buddy. God's gonna put that on your permanent record.
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#32734 - 06/18/04 07:30 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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monkey or not, it's still blasphemy, buddy. God's gonna put that on your permanent record.




Thanks, but my heart tells me that God is a little more open-minded than most Christians give him credit for.

You sound as cazy as he/she does.
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#32735 - 06/18/04 07:32 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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This will probably be my only post here.




This whore needs to see a Gag Factor, the one with Aurora or Ashley.
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#32736 - 06/18/04 07:34 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
smutspov Offline
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Quote:

monkey or not, it's still blasphemy, buddy. God's gonna put that on your permanent record.




Thanks, but my heart tells me that God is a little more open-minded than most Christians give him credit for.





ah, the devil can quote Biblical verse for his own purposes.
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#32737 - 06/18/04 07:37 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Which Devil?
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#32738 - 06/18/04 07:38 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
LOL!

Dude, what the fuck are you saying?

It's okay to decide that god accepts the lust involved in watching pornography, but he won't take a joke in context?

Words are meaningless.

Hypocrisy is much more of a sin to me than making fun of peoples' religious hangups.

Do you have a confederate flag on your pick-up?
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#32739 - 06/18/04 07:40 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
dude, relax, I'm just screwing around, ever hear of sarcasm?
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#32740 - 06/18/04 07:43 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Do you have a confederate flag on your pick-up?

Yup I do, holla if ya hear me
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#32741 - 06/18/04 07:44 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
Got it.

Sorry.

I just thought I was getting the your a blasphemer treatment from a fellow porn hound.

Pissed me off.

Okay, I'll put my ass back in my pants.

The Mary Magdelene thing was crude, but I just say things like that to bring out the religious mutants. Your just the SmutMutant. My fault.

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#32742 - 06/18/04 07:45 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Do you have a confederate flag on your pick-up?

Yup I do, holla if ya hear me






Dude, you don't make my mom ride in the back, do you?
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#32743 - 06/18/04 08:06 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
That fool ain't me. I don't think its serious though. I think its a normal guy not a reliogious nut. I have built a name for the monkey don't have the energy to run two ids.
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#32744 - 06/18/04 08:11 PM Re: One of the seven- LUST
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Yeah, the Mary & Jesus crack was a tad extreme, but I think she's more misguided than crazy because I never could understand why born-agains or whatever are so concerned with minding other people's salvation business. I just honestly think in the grand scheme of things that God isn't concerned with these pithy issues like how much porn I watch and I'm not being sarcastic there. People that go out trying to save sinners from themselves are just wasting time better served helping the homeless or visiting a nursing home and really making a positive impact on others in real need. But wtf, to some of them I'm just a porn heathen doomed to damnation, but I think that's a negative way of thinking...
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#32745 - 06/19/04 03:48 AM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Cool.

I tried to send you a PM apology. How fucking sweet.

Anyway, you're not accepting PM's.

Is that because of the Monkey?

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#32746 - 06/19/04 06:35 AM Re: One of the seven- LUST
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
thanks for tryin'... must've accidently switched dat off.
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#32747 - 06/19/04 09:12 AM Re: One of the seven- LUST
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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. I just honestly think in the grand scheme of things that God isn't concerned with these pithy issues like how much porn I watch and I'm not being sarcastic there. People that go out trying to save sinners from themselves are just wasting time better served helping the homeless or visiting a nursing home and really making a positive impact on others in real need. But wtf, to some of them I'm just a porn heathen doomed to damnation, but I think that's a negative way of thinking...




Good point Smut
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