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Yeah, you actually have washboard abs and are lying to me about eating 2 hamburgers like they're breath mints.




I've never had washboard abs. Not even when I was young and thin.

You want to bet on the burgers?? Yes or no! "You feeling lucky?"

[another of my indecipherable poker faces]




:sigh: I have no doubt that you consider 2 burgers a diet.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K