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Yeah, you actually have washboard abs and are lying to me about eating 2 hamburgers like they're breath mints.
I've never had washboard abs. Not even when I was young and thin.
You want to bet on the burgers?? Yes or no! "You feeling lucky?"
[another of my indecipherable poker faces]
:sigh: I have no doubt that you consider 2 burgers a diet.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K