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#326400 - 05/08/08 01:45 PM Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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#326401 - 05/08/08 01:47 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
Oliver Cramwell Offline
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Take your fat ass outside for a walk, you piece of shit.

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#326402 - 05/08/08 01:53 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Registered: 01/18/06
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And this would be called a what?
A cabbit?
A pussybun?
A bunnycat?
I'm confused and a little disturbed by your Dr. Moreau experiments.
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#326403 - 05/08/08 01:58 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Take your fat ass outside for a walk, you piece of shit.




This wasn't for you, cockblocker!!! Is your name Ceara?!?!?






Anywhooooo ... I already did 5 miles this morning!! The last 3.5 miles carrying 20-25 pounds in my backpack!! [Books + Veggies]

I also took 6 containers of computer books up 5 sets of stairs. Books are heavier than you might expect.

And, I spent 3 hours in the library doing research on my book.

I'll be doing 3 more miles this evening [the standard FatMan walk unit] if the rain isn't too too bad ...






Do you want me to PM you with updates?

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#326404 - 05/08/08 01:59 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Hope your evening walk isn't a washout Fatman.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (05/08/08 02:04 PM)

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#326405 - 05/08/08 02:00 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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And this would be called a what?
A cabbit?
A pussybun?
A bunnycat?
I'm confused and a little disturbed by your Dr. Moreau experiments.




Bucket David Clyde!!

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#326406 - 05/08/08 02:30 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Take your fat ass outside for a walk, you piece of shit.




This wasn't for you, cockblocker!!! Is your name Ceara?!?!?






Anywhooooo ... I already did 5 miles this morning!! The last 3.5 miles carrying 20-25 pounds in my backpack!! [Books + Veggies]

I also took 6 containers of computer books up 5 sets of stairs. Books are heavier than you might expect.

And, I spent 3 hours in the library doing research on my book.

I'll be doing 3 more miles this evening [the standard FatMan walk unit] if the rain isn't too too bad ...




None of it counts when you down 4,000 calories worth of crap when you get home.
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#326407 - 05/08/08 02:54 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Quote:

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Take your fat ass outside for a walk, you piece of shit.




This wasn't for you, cockblocker!!! Is your name Ceara?!?!?






Anywhooooo ... I already did 5 miles this morning!! The last 3.5 miles carrying 20-25 pounds in my backpack!! [Books + Veggies]

I also took 6 containers of computer books up 5 sets of stairs. Books are heavier than you might expect.

And, I spent 3 hours in the library doing research on my book.

I'll be doing 3 more miles this evening [the standard FatMan walk unit] if the rain isn't too too bad ...





None of it counts when you down 4,000 calories worth of crap when you get home.




Didn't eat that much today. I had two plain 90 cent BK hamburgers and ice water for lunch. They give you the "small clear plastic cup of shame" for not buying a soda.

I'm going to have some kosher pickles for a snack later. Or not, it's already close to 6 so I might go snackless today.

For dinner, I'm going to have the breast from the Costco chicken I bought yesterday with peppers and onions cooked with a small amount of butter and some walnuts for dessert. Yesterday I ate the legs and wings. The bone/carcass goes in the broth-mix tommorrow.

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#326408 - 05/08/08 03:02 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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I had two plain 90 cent BK hamburgers




HAHAHAHA!

Seriously, if you want to celebrate Ceara, buy her something instead of fooling around on photoshop.
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#326409 - 05/08/08 03:23 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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I had two plain 90 cent BK hamburgers




HAHAHAHA!




Does this mean you think I'd lie to you?





Are you willing to bet something on it ... proof being the date/timed the receipt exactly as I described it.

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#326410 - 05/08/08 03:30 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Yeah, you actually have washboard abs and are lying to me about eating 2 hamburgers like they're breath mints.
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#326411 - 05/08/08 03:35 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Yeah, you actually have washboard abs and are lying to me about eating 2 hamburgers like they're breath mints.




I've never had washboard abs. Not even when I was young and thin.

You want to bet on the burgers?? Yes or no! "You feeling lucky?"

[another of my indecipherable poker faces]
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#326412 - 05/08/08 06:17 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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#326413 - 05/08/08 07:36 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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#326414 - 05/08/08 07:41 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Yeah, you actually have washboard abs and are lying to me about eating 2 hamburgers like they're breath mints.



But, Sir...it's just one wafffer thin mint...





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#326415 - 05/09/08 01:03 AM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Damn...and here I was expecting pics of Fatman covered in blood, having done some terrible deed to prove his devotion to Princess Ceara.

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#326416 - 05/09/08 01:09 AM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
Oliver Cramwell Offline
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Registered: 07/17/06
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Damn...and here I was expecting pics of Fatman covered in blood, having done some terrible deed to prove his devotion to Princess Ceara.




No shit, we can hope though, can't we?

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#326417 - 05/09/08 01:13 AM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Yeah, you actually have washboard abs and are lying to me about eating 2 hamburgers like they're breath mints.




I've never had washboard abs. Not even when I was young and thin.

You want to bet on the burgers?? Yes or no! "You feeling lucky?"

[another of my indecipherable poker faces]




:sigh: I have no doubt that you consider 2 burgers a diet.
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#326418 - 05/09/08 02:31 AM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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:sigh: I have no doubt that you consider 2 burgers a diet.




Hahaha!

I didn't mean to suggest this was part of a "diet". I just said I didn't eat all that much after I walked.

I have no "regimen" at this time. All I'm doing at the moment is trying to eat a bit less - and better - than I would normally and try to exercise a bit more than I had been.

And, two single hamburgers is less than four double cheesburgers. And, sticking with water is likely better for me than diet coke. If only it didn't come with indignities.
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#326419 - 05/09/08 10:41 PM Re: Ceara! ! I did it!!! I f*cking DID IT!!!!!!!
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Quote:

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Yeah, you actually have washboard abs and are lying to me about eating 2 hamburgers like they're breath mints.



But, Sir...it's just one wafffer thin mint...









"Better....Better...Better bring the BUCKET!"


FYI My sophomore year we had a slut in Quincy house we named the "Bucket" She fucked everyone, even the dining hall staff...and what was sad was she actually was pretty hot. I came home one night and found my roomie fucking her on my handicap shower seat...needless to say I went to CVS and bought 2 cans of Lysol before I showered the next day.


WTF was this thread about again??? some rodents or marsupials or some animal shit? Wtf is going on here anyway???
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