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#326296 - 05/14/08 09:36 PM
Re: Nigga Items
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I hate to follow up my own post, but:
Homemade clothing
A used mattress (bonus points if you and 3 friends transport the mattress by putting your arms out the windows of your car to hold it to the roof)
A car that's either no longer in production or is made by a company that no longer exists. And it has custom rims.
A friend/relative who used to be a pimp.
A relative who's a preacher at a church no white person has ever heard of. You can see a crackhouse from the church.
A relative who cuts hair in their kitchen.
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#326297 - 05/14/08 09:44 PM
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A friend/relative who used to be a pimp.
A relative who's a preacher at a church no white person has ever heard of. You can see a crackhouse from the church.
Bonus points if they're the same relative.
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#326298 - 05/14/08 09:45 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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A friend/relative who used to be a pimp.
A relative who's a preacher at a church no white person has ever heard of. You can see a crackhouse from the church.
Bonus points if they're the same relative.
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#326300 - 05/14/08 10:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Clearly, I drank way too much coffee today. My last two:
A friend/relative who always wears a hat, no matter what the occasion (see Mr. Marcus)
A relative afflicted with a condition knows as either "Shuga-diabetes" or "Sugar'betes"
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#326301 - 05/14/08 10:08 PM
Re: Nigga Items
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Homemade clothing
A relative who cuts hair in their kitchen.
I know white TT who do those as well.
I believe their styles/possessions are mostly interchangeable. If you were to break into their place, you could probably tell their ethnicity by checking their music collection. A black household would have an old MC Hammer cassette. A white trash household would have an old Vanilla Ice cassette.
If you're still unsure, look for wine glasses. Black household = no wine glasses. White trash = plastic wine glasses. Make sure to check the fridge. Boxed wine + malt liquor = interracial household.
Edited by AKSteve (05/14/08 10:24 PM)
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#326303 - 05/15/08 04:55 PM
Re: Nigga Items
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You've been robbed by someone in your own family.
You've eaten a sandwich that consisted of nothing but white bread & bbq sauce.
You know how many oz. in a kilo of coke vs. a kilo of any other substance. (I don't get this one either, but I know it's different somehow)
You've gotten into a fight over food.
Every child you know has seen things "that they don't need to be seeing."
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#326306 - 05/15/08 06:07 PM
Re: Nigga Items
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You've purchased a backpack purely so you could hang out at a college you don't attend and pick up girls.
You've slept with a fat/ugly white girl simply because she was buying the food/weed/liquor.
You ride "bitch" in your white girlfriend's car.
You've wrecked at least one vehicle that you didn't own.
2 words = Hammer Pants.
You've taken in foster kids just for the additional income from the state government.
You've happily purchased a Mercedes or flatscreen T.V. you can't possibly afford.
You know that a "fundraiser" consists of selling styrofoam plates of food made up of bbq ribs, catfish, or fried chicken served with a plain white roll and some greens.
You own some sort of sex toy that you refer to as "The Weapon"
You've sold and/or smoked weed with your boss.
You've taken a job at a "nice" store, simply so you can steal stuff and have one of your white friends return it for a refund (this is why Nordstrom's now makes you show a receipt for returns, btw).
You've had an extended conversation with a white person who was convinced you were their old friend "Rodney." And they wouldn't accept your denial.
You have a religious tattoo that is written in ebonics.
Since these have mostly been negative, here are some positive ones:
You've fucked a stripper without buying a lapdance.
Lesbians sleep with you, and don't find it to be a contradiction.
White girls with dreads/tattoos/piercings will sleep with you simply for the sake of "cultural diversity."
People give you free stuff they normally charge others for.
Edited by AKSteve (05/15/08 06:44 PM)
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#326308 - 05/15/08 06:51 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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You've happily purchased a Mercedes or flatscreen T.V. you can't possibly afford.
i disagree with this one. i've never known a black person to buy anything, on account of they bad credit. leased autos and rent-a-center for the t.v.
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#326309 - 05/15/08 06:54 PM
Re: Nigga Items
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You've happily purchased a Mercedes or flatscreen T.V. you can't possibly afford.
i disagree with this one. i've never known a black person to buy anything, on account of they bad credit. leased autos and rent-a-center for the t.v.
Good point. Maybe it should read: You've happily leased/rented (but told everyone you bought) a Mercedes or flatscreen T.V. you can't possibly afford.
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#326311 - 05/15/08 07:43 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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#326312 - 05/15/08 07:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i married a nerdy white boy. he sees a fair amount of black patients in the ER.
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#326313 - 05/15/08 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You've taken out a college loan.... and then not gone to college.
You've thrown a big party and your only preparation before-hand was to buy liquor and put in different colored light bulbs.
You've had to run out of a concert or night club because a shooting broke out.
You've personally seen someone being attacked with a machete.
You've used a rag as a gas cap.
Restaurants always seat you either at the very front or very back. Whichever lets them keep you under constant surveillance to prevent "dining & dashing."
You've eaten more than 50% of a meal and then tried to refuse to pay for it.
You're very religious. You hate gay people. But you're still a Democrat.
Edited by AKSteve (05/15/08 08:27 PM)
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#326314 - 05/15/08 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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#326315 - 05/16/08 07:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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"You've fucked a stripper without buying a lapdance. "
I've done this.
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#326318 - 05/17/08 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#326319 - 05/17/08 09:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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it was all part of my master plan to eat gia's butthole
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#326321 - 05/17/08 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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This is Panzer
Attachments
315698-Recent1.jpg (33 downloads)
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#326323 - 05/17/08 09:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Thank you Fatman.
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#326325 - 05/17/08 10:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I was just posting a pic of Panzer for your amusement, you want me to go away?
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#326326 - 05/17/08 10:08 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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I confirm, this is me.
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#326328 - 05/17/08 10:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Ohh..and fwiw, fuck you both. Hard.
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#326331 - 05/18/08 07:08 AM
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hey, i registered exactly two years ago today!   and i just got back from cedar point! moronboy and vizzle know what i'm talking about! 
Slàinte 
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#326333 - 06/08/08 04:28 PM
Re: Nigga Items
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/07/05
Posts: 33
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How about these-
1) Purple palms
2) Bloody knuckles (either from fighting or from dragging)
3) Intense passion for WHITE BOOTY (not necessarily a female's.)
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#326335 - 09/01/08 06:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Shit I forgot, Alizee and Cocoa Butter...
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#326336 - 09/01/08 06:52 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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reese's puffs cereal, apparently. you can tell by their recent commercials that they've gone negro.
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#326337 - 09/01/08 09:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Those stupid hat things that looks like a piece of nylon stocking.
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Everything about Brian Pumpher, from the fake jewelry to the tacky clothes to the fake diamond watch to the fake diamond earrings he wears. He's such a feminine faggot he sickens me. 
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