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#326246 - 05/08/08 05:37 AM Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Du-Rag
Boost Mobile
Cadillac Escalade
T-Mobile Sidekick
Hip-Hop Music
Rap Music


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#326247 - 05/08/08 05:40 AM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Starburst
Peanut M&M's


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#326248 - 05/08/08 01:46 PM Re: Nigga Items
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Holding a pistol sideways.
(I tried it once and you can't hit the broad side of a barn more than 10 feet away.)
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#326249 - 05/08/08 01:56 PM Re: Nigga Items
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Menthol cigarettes
Murray's Hair gel
Those $2 cigars you get from kiosks
multi-colored jackets with a hoodie
big chain with medallion or Jesus piece
K Swiss sneakers
Speakers that make the car rattle
Any kind of phone or mobile device that can project loud music
A stack of dollar bills for the strip club
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#326250 - 05/08/08 02:36 PM Re: Nigga Items
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Louis Vuitton
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#326251 - 05/08/08 02:46 PM Re: Nigga Items
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Grape Soda
Cocoa butter on the hands
Multi-finger rings
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#326252 - 05/08/08 03:35 PM Re: Nigga Items
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

Kool Aid





Fixed!
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#326253 - 05/08/08 03:44 PM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
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Jay-Z size lips

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#326254 - 05/08/08 03:52 PM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Cap rotated 50 degrees to the side.
Grillz.
Purple-painted car.

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#326255 - 05/08/08 03:56 PM Re: Nigga Items
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
sickle-cell anemia [useful if malaria carrying mosquitos are about]
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#326256 - 05/08/08 04:35 PM Re: Nigga Items
Crucifixio Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
Y'all forgot the most obvious one: white girls.

And what's the difference between "rap" and "hip-hop" music?

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#326257 - 05/08/08 05:55 PM Re: Nigga Items
loopnode Offline
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Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


And what's the difference between "rap" and "hip-hop" music?




Supposedly hiphop is some legit art form movement whilst rap remains a lowbrow sellout form of ebonics expression.
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#326258 - 05/08/08 05:59 PM Re: Nigga Items
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:


And what's the difference between "rap" and "hip-hop" music?




Supposedly hiphop is some legit art form movement whilst rap remains a lowbrow sellout form of ebonics expression.




He was really asking a question?

I thought it was the first line of a joke.
Like "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I'm so disappointed. I had such hopes ...

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#326259 - 05/08/08 06:50 PM Re: Nigga Items
Crucifixio Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
Quote:


Supposedly hiphop is some legit art form movement whilst rap remains a lowbrow sellout form of ebonics expression.



So the difference isn't really in the music but rather how its perceived? Hmmm.

More "nigga" items:

Multi-million dollar NBA or NFL contracts and product endorsement deals

Heavily-policed residential areas

Anger towards racist non-blacks who use the n-word

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#326260 - 05/08/08 07:11 PM Re: Nigga Items
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
a prescription for diapers so medicaid pays for them and they can spend their check on malt liquor and crack
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#326261 - 05/08/08 08:32 PM Re: Nigga Items
Crucifixio Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
Are we talking about "niggers" or just all black people in general? I'm just asking so I can separate the comedians from the true racists here.

Maybe we can get the thread title changed from "Nigga Items" to "List your favorite racial stereotypes"; it'd be infinitely more accurate.

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#326262 - 05/08/08 08:57 PM Re: Nigga Items
bnlmike Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 40
Quote:

Are we talking about "niggers" or just all black people in general? I'm just asking so I can separate the comedians from the true racists here.

Maybe we can get the thread title changed from "Nigga Items" to "List your favorite racial stereotypes"; it'd be infinitely more accurate.




Can we get rid of the stereotype that a black dude will fuck just any white chick no matter how broken down they are? I think some of the blame lies with the Gangland series.

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#326263 - 05/08/08 09:24 PM Re: Nigga Items
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:



He was really asking a question?

I thought it was the first line of a joke.
Like "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I'm so disappointed. I had such hopes ...






Shows how out of touch you are with the streets yo!
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#326264 - 05/09/08 02:07 AM Re: Nigga Items
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:



He was really asking a question?

I thought it was the first line of a joke.
Like "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I'm so disappointed. I had such hopes ...






Shows how out of touch you are with the streets yo!




Hahaha! Soooooooooo true.

Actually at this time I only know one "black" and she's a classy mixed-raced ex-model Christian from Denver. And, though I don't even know her all that well, I very sure she isn't very "street".

I haven't really been around any black people since I worked for NYS in 1997.

Ultimately, I have no interest in "street" culture. Never have. Most likely, never will. I see nothing of interest there. It doesn't even seem to benefit most blacks anyway. What could there be of value to me?
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#326265 - 05/09/08 02:10 AM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



He was really asking a question?

I thought it was the first line of a joke.
Like "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I'm so disappointed. I had such hopes ...






Shows how out of touch you are with the streets yo!




Hahaha! Soooooooooo true.

Actually at this time I only know one "black" and she's a classy mixed-raced ex-model Christian from Denver. And, though I don't even know her all that well, I very sure she isn't very "street".

I haven't really been around any black people since I worked for NYS in 1997.

Ultimately, I have no interest in "street" culture. Never have. Most likely, never will. I see nothing of interest there. It doesn't even seem to benefit most blacks anyway. What could there be of value to me?



WTF is a street culture?

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#326266 - 05/09/08 03:21 AM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Can you take a nigga out of nigga?

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#326267 - 05/09/08 04:04 AM Re: Nigga Items
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



He was really asking a question?

I thought it was the first line of a joke.
Like "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I'm so disappointed. I had such hopes ...






Shows how out of touch you are with the streets yo!




Hahaha! Soooooooooo true.

Actually at this time I only know one "black" and she's a classy mixed-raced ex-model Christian from Denver. And, though I don't even know her all that well, I very sure she isn't very "street".

I haven't really been around any black people since I worked for NYS in 1997.

Ultimately, I have no interest in "street" culture. Never have. Most likely, never will. I see nothing of interest there. It doesn't even seem to benefit most blacks anyway. What could there be of value to me?



WTF is a street culture?




Those in touch with "the street" and value their "rep" and "street life" over their Life and real success.
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#326268 - 05/09/08 05:11 AM Re: Nigga Items
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Bootleg DVD's
Swisher Sweet Cigars (either for smoking directly or making blunts)
Razorless Magic Shave Cream to prevent "bumps"
heavy doses of knock-off cologne (several used at once, if possible)
cheap meat from warehouse stores (cooked to a suprising degree of moistness & tenderness)
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#326269 - 05/09/08 05:32 AM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



He was really asking a question?

I thought it was the first line of a joke.
Like "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I'm so disappointed. I had such hopes ...






Shows how out of touch you are with the streets yo!




Hahaha! Soooooooooo true.

Actually at this time I only know one "black" and she's a classy mixed-raced ex-model Christian from Denver. And, though I don't even know her all that well, I very sure she isn't very "street".

I haven't really been around any black people since I worked for NYS in 1997.

Ultimately, I have no interest in "street" culture. Never have. Most likely, never will. I see nothing of interest there. It doesn't even seem to benefit most blacks anyway. What could there be of value to me?



WTF is a street culture?




Those in touch with "the street" and value their "rep" and "street life" over their Life and real success.





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#326270 - 05/09/08 11:03 AM Re: Nigga Items
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA

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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#326271 - 05/09/08 02:01 PM Re: Nigga Items
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:






Is this guy on the left taking a leak? He has his pants halfway down and there's what looks like fluid flowing from under the car.
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.

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#326272 - 05/09/08 03:19 PM Re: Nigga Items
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

It doesn't even seem to benefit most blacks anyway. What could there be of value to me?




2 things: hustle and game.
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#326273 - 05/09/08 03:21 PM Re: Nigga Items
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

It doesn't even seem to benefit most blacks anyway. What could there be of value to me?




2 things: hustle and game.




Damn, Loopnode. You're a sexy ass mothfucker.
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#326274 - 05/09/08 03:22 PM Re: Nigga Items
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#326275 - 05/09/08 04:08 PM Re: Nigga Items
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC

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#326276 - 05/09/08 08:11 PM Re: Nigga Items
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

2 things: hustle and game.





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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#326277 - 05/09/08 09:53 PM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
MAC-10

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#326278 - 05/10/08 12:19 AM Re: Nigga Items
JasonH Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
KFC
Popeye's
Bojangles
Strawberry Soda
I can't believe no one mentioned the all time classic:
watermelon
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#326279 - 05/10/08 04:03 AM Re: Nigga Items
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
street cred -- whatever the fuck that is

low quality videophone with no sound to make shaky amateur 6 second vids of them fucking fat white chicks

don't forget the AIDS
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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.

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#326280 - 05/10/08 08:15 AM Re: Nigga Items
sikid Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/07/05
Posts: 33
What about Overdoses? Clicky the linky.


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#326281 - 05/10/08 07:19 PM Re: Nigga Items
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Whiting fish

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#326282 - 05/10/08 07:24 PM Re: Nigga Items
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Pronouncing the 'L' in salmon.
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#326283 - 05/10/08 09:57 PM Re: Nigga Items
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Quote:

Pronouncing the 'L' in salmon.




Have to disagree. And it's extremely hard not to laugh when you hear a black person ahead of you in line ordering a Sammin' Sammich'.
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#326284 - 05/10/08 10:54 PM Re: Nigga Items
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
the use of 'axe' for 'ask'
the use of 'bidness' for 'business'
the improper use of plurals: referring to 'mom' as 'moms'
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#326285 - 05/12/08 04:50 PM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

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Posts: 9221
Niglet:

An african american child, particularly one of a low socioeconomic class. Tends to be loud and unrulely and can be found in roaming packs around low budget housing.

"Hey lady, you wanna shut your nigglet up!"

"Hey man, watch your wallet, there are niglets swarmin the place!"

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#326286 - 05/12/08 05:36 PM Re: Nigga Items
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Where in the hell do black people order salmon?
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#326287 - 05/12/08 06:09 PM Re: Nigga Items
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Quote:

Where in the hell do black people order salmon?




Everybody eats salmon in Alaska, even black people and some vegetarians. With cheap salmon, like pink salmon, they even give the shit away for free rather than dumping it. One of the funniest things I saw last year was a group of people from PETA trying to get a petition signed calling for the end of salmon fishing (they said the salmon find it painful). Not even hippies would sign it.
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#326288 - 05/12/08 11:18 PM Re: Nigga Items
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Niglet:

An african american child, particularly one of a low socioeconomic class. Tends to be loud and unrulely and can be found in roaming packs around low budget housing.

"Hey lady, you wanna shut your nigglet up!"

"Hey man, watch your wallet, there are niglets swarmin the place!"




The PrePC term is "pickaninnie", I believe.
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#326289 - 05/12/08 11:57 PM Re: Nigga Items
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
As with the Beaners, the urge to rape white women.
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#326290 - 05/13/08 05:05 AM Re: Nigga Items
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

As with the Beaners, the urge to rape white women.




As opposed to say ... the white need to see white women raped and/or degraded by blacks and "beaners" ...
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#326291 - 05/13/08 03:25 PM Re: Nigga Items
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Quote:

As with the Beaners, the urge to rape white women.




As opposed to say ... the white need to see white women raped and/or degraded by blacks and "beaners" ...




Personally, I love to see the opposite. My "white guy" need is to see the black & beaner girls get hammered by white guys.
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#326292 - 05/13/08 04:26 PM Re: Nigga Items
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
I have a friend whom I recently discovered is obsessed with Spring Thomas porn. I have a hard time understanding what it is about watching a white chick getting ravaged by brothers does to someone; I just don't have the heart to even ask him.
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#326293 - 05/14/08 07:54 PM Re: Nigga Items
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Unusual or mistreated pets, some examples:
A piranha in a goldfish bowl
A pitbull that spends its whole life tied to a tree
An alligator in the bathtub
A Rottweiler with a tail

My stolen mountain bike (repainted flat black)
Homemade brand marks done with a heated coathanger
A baby given birth (pronounced: birf) to in the bathtub. Not the one with the alligator in it.
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#326294 - 05/14/08 08:01 PM Re: Nigga Items
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Talking very loud

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#326295 - 05/14/08 08:21 PM Re: Nigga Items
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Athletic equipment clearly stamped "Property of [Local School Name]"
Guns loaded with ammo that has been wiped with a cloth to remove fingerprints
A bbq grill made by a relative
an iPod filled with songs missing either the artist's name or the proper title
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