You've taken out a college loan.... and then not gone to college.
You've thrown a big party and your only preparation before-hand was to buy liquor and put in different colored light bulbs.
You've had to run out of a concert or night club because a shooting broke out.
You've personally seen someone being attacked with a machete.
You've used a rag as a gas cap.
Restaurants always seat you either at the very front or very back. Whichever lets them keep you under constant surveillance to prevent "dining & dashing."
You've eaten more than 50% of a meal and then tried to refuse to pay for it.
You're very religious. You hate gay people. But you're still a Democrat.