Bootleg DVD's
Swisher Sweet Cigars (either for smoking directly or making blunts)
Razorless Magic Shave Cream to prevent "bumps"
heavy doses of knock-off cologne (several used at once, if possible)
cheap meat from warehouse stores (cooked to a suprising degree of moistness & tenderness)
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