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#326246 - 05/08/08 05:37 AM
Nigga Items
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Du-Rag Boost Mobile Cadillac Escalade T-Mobile Sidekick Hip-Hop Music Rap Music
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#326248 - 05/08/08 01:46 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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Holding a pistol sideways. (I tried it once and you can't hit the broad side of a barn more than 10 feet away.)
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#326249 - 05/08/08 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Menthol cigarettes
Murray's Hair gel
Those $2 cigars you get from kiosks
multi-colored jackets with a hoodie
big chain with medallion or Jesus piece
K Swiss sneakers
Speakers that make the car rattle
Any kind of phone or mobile device that can project loud music
A stack of dollar bills for the strip club
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#326250 - 05/08/08 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Louis Vuitton
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#326251 - 05/08/08 02:46 PM
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Registered: 07/28/07
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Grape Soda
Cocoa butter on the hands
Multi-finger rings
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#326253 - 05/08/08 03:44 PM
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#326255 - 05/08/08 03:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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sickle-cell anemia [useful if malaria carrying mosquitos are about]
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#326259 - 05/08/08 06:50 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/06
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Loc: Maryland
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Supposedly hiphop is some legit art form movement whilst rap remains a lowbrow sellout form of ebonics expression.
So the difference isn't really in the music but rather how its perceived? Hmmm.
More "nigga" items:
Multi-million dollar NBA or NFL contracts and product endorsement deals
Heavily-policed residential areas
Anger towards racist non-blacks who use the n-word
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#326260 - 05/08/08 07:11 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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a prescription for diapers so medicaid pays for them and they can spend their check on malt liquor and crack
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#326262 - 05/08/08 08:57 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/18/07
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Are we talking about "niggers" or just all black people in general? I'm just asking so I can separate the comedians from the true racists here.
Maybe we can get the thread title changed from "Nigga Items" to "List your favorite racial stereotypes"; it'd be infinitely more accurate.
Can we get rid of the stereotype that a black dude will fuck just any white chick no matter how broken down they are? I think some of the blame lies with the Gangland series.
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#326265 - 05/09/08 02:10 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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He was really asking a question?
I thought it was the first line of a joke. Like "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I'm so disappointed. I had such hopes ...
Shows how out of touch you are with the streets yo!
Hahaha! Soooooooooo true.
Actually at this time I only know one "black" and she's a classy mixed-raced ex-model Christian from Denver. And, though I don't even know her all that well, I very sure she isn't very "street".
I haven't really been around any black people since I worked for NYS in 1997.
Ultimately, I have no interest in "street" culture. Never have. Most likely, never will. I see nothing of interest there. It doesn't even seem to benefit most blacks anyway. What could there be of value to me?
WTF is a street culture?
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#326268 - 05/09/08 05:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Bootleg DVD's Swisher Sweet Cigars (either for smoking directly or making blunts) Razorless Magic Shave Cream to prevent "bumps" heavy doses of knock-off cologne (several used at once, if possible) cheap meat from warehouse stores (cooked to a suprising degree of moistness & tenderness)
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#326269 - 05/09/08 05:32 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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He was really asking a question?
I thought it was the first line of a joke.
Like "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I'm so disappointed. I had such hopes ...
Shows how out of touch you are with the streets yo!
Hahaha! Soooooooooo true.
Actually at this time I only know one "black" and she's a classy mixed-raced ex-model Christian from Denver. And, though I don't even know her all that well, I very sure she isn't very "street".
I haven't really been around any black people since I worked for NYS in 1997.
Ultimately, I have no interest in "street" culture. Never have. Most likely, never will. I see nothing of interest there. It doesn't even seem to benefit most blacks anyway. What could there be of value to me?
WTF is a street culture?
Those in touch with "the street" and value their "rep" and "street life" over their Life and real success.
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#326275 - 05/09/08 04:08 PM
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#326277 - 05/09/08 09:53 PM
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#326278 - 05/10/08 12:19 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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KFC Popeye's Bojangles Strawberry Soda I can't believe no one mentioned the all time classic: watermelon
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#326279 - 05/10/08 04:03 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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street cred -- whatever the fuck that is
low quality videophone with no sound to make shaky amateur 6 second vids of them fucking fat white chicks
don't forget the AIDS
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#326280 - 05/10/08 08:15 AM
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Registered: 12/07/05
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What about Overdoses? Clicky the linky.
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#326281 - 05/10/08 07:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#326283 - 05/10/08 09:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Pronouncing the 'L' in salmon.
Have to disagree. And it's extremely hard not to laugh when you hear a black person ahead of you in line ordering a Sammin' Sammich'.
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#326284 - 05/10/08 10:54 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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the use of 'axe' for 'ask' the use of 'bidness' for 'business' the improper use of plurals: referring to 'mom' as 'moms'
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#326289 - 05/12/08 11:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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As with the Beaners, the urge to rape white women.
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#326292 - 05/13/08 04:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I have a friend whom I recently discovered is obsessed with Spring Thomas porn. I have a hard time understanding what it is about watching a white chick getting ravaged by brothers does to someone; I just don't have the heart to even ask him.
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#326293 - 05/14/08 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Unusual or mistreated pets, some examples:
A piranha in a goldfish bowl
A pitbull that spends its whole life tied to a tree
An alligator in the bathtub
A Rottweiler with a tail
My stolen mountain bike (repainted flat black)
Homemade brand marks done with a heated coathanger
A baby given birth (pronounced: birf) to in the bathtub. Not the one with the alligator in it.
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#326294 - 05/14/08 08:01 PM
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#326295 - 05/14/08 08:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Athletic equipment clearly stamped "Property of [Local School Name]"
Guns loaded with ammo that has been wiped with a cloth to remove fingerprints
A bbq grill made by a relative
an iPod filled with songs missing either the artist's name or the proper title
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#326296 - 05/14/08 09:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I hate to follow up my own post, but:
Homemade clothing A used mattress (bonus points if you and 3 friends transport the mattress by putting your arms out the windows of your car to hold it to the roof) A car that's either no longer in production or is made by a company that no longer exists. And it has custom rims.
A friend/relative who used to be a pimp. A relative who's a preacher at a church no white person has ever heard of. You can see a crackhouse from the church. A relative who cuts hair in their kitchen.
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#326297 - 05/14/08 09:44 PM
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A friend/relative who used to be a pimp. A relative who's a preacher at a church no white person has ever heard of. You can see a crackhouse from the church.
Bonus points if they're the same relative.
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#326298 - 05/14/08 09:45 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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A friend/relative who used to be a pimp. A relative who's a preacher at a church no white person has ever heard of. You can see a crackhouse from the church.
Bonus points if they're the same relative.
Lawd O' Mightey
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#326300 - 05/14/08 10:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Clearly, I drank way too much coffee today. My last two:
A friend/relative who always wears a hat, no matter what the occasion (see Mr. Marcus) A relative afflicted with a condition knows as either "Shuga-diabetes" or "Sugar'betes"
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#326301 - 05/14/08 10:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Homemade clothing
A relative who cuts hair in their kitchen.
I know white TT who do those as well.
I believe their styles/possessions are mostly interchangeable. If you were to break into their place, you could probably tell their ethnicity by checking their music collection. A black household would have an old MC Hammer cassette. A white trash household would have an old Vanilla Ice cassette.
If you're still unsure, look for wine glasses. Black household = no wine glasses. White trash = plastic wine glasses. Make sure to check the fridge. Boxed wine + malt liquor = interracial household.
Edited by AKSteve (05/14/08 10:24 PM)
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#326303 - 05/15/08 04:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You've been robbed by someone in your own family.
You've eaten a sandwich that consisted of nothing but white bread & bbq sauce.
You know how many oz. in a kilo of coke vs. a kilo of any other substance. (I don't get this one either, but I know it's different somehow)
You've gotten into a fight over food.
Every child you know has seen things "that they don't need to be seeing."
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#326306 - 05/15/08 06:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You've purchased a backpack purely so you could hang out at a college you don't attend and pick up girls.
You've slept with a fat/ugly white girl simply because she was buying the food/weed/liquor.
You ride "bitch" in your white girlfriend's car.
You've wrecked at least one vehicle that you didn't own.
2 words = Hammer Pants.
You've taken in foster kids just for the additional income from the state government.
You've happily purchased a Mercedes or flatscreen T.V. you can't possibly afford.
You know that a "fundraiser" consists of selling styrofoam plates of food made up of bbq ribs, catfish, or fried chicken served with a plain white roll and some greens.
You own some sort of sex toy that you refer to as "The Weapon"
You've sold and/or smoked weed with your boss.
You've taken a job at a "nice" store, simply so you can steal stuff and have one of your white friends return it for a refund (this is why Nordstrom's now makes you show a receipt for returns, btw).
You've had an extended conversation with a white person who was convinced you were their old friend "Rodney." And they wouldn't accept your denial.
You have a religious tattoo that is written in ebonics.
Since these have mostly been negative, here are some positive ones:
You've fucked a stripper without buying a lapdance.
Lesbians sleep with you, and don't find it to be a contradiction.
White girls with dreads/tattoos/piercings will sleep with you simply for the sake of "cultural diversity."
People give you free stuff they normally charge others for.
Edited by AKSteve (05/15/08 06:44 PM)
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#326308 - 05/15/08 06:51 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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You've happily purchased a Mercedes or flatscreen T.V. you can't possibly afford.
i disagree with this one. i've never known a black person to buy anything, on account of they bad credit. leased autos and rent-a-center for the t.v.
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#326309 - 05/15/08 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You've happily purchased a Mercedes or flatscreen T.V. you can't possibly afford.
i disagree with this one. i've never known a black person to buy anything, on account of they bad credit. leased autos and rent-a-center for the t.v.
Good point. Maybe it should read: You've happily leased/rented (but told everyone you bought) a Mercedes or flatscreen T.V. you can't possibly afford.
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#326311 - 05/15/08 07:43 PM
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#326312 - 05/15/08 07:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i married a nerdy white boy. he sees a fair amount of black patients in the ER.
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#326313 - 05/15/08 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You've taken out a college loan.... and then not gone to college.
You've thrown a big party and your only preparation before-hand was to buy liquor and put in different colored light bulbs.
You've had to run out of a concert or night club because a shooting broke out.
You've personally seen someone being attacked with a machete.
You've used a rag as a gas cap.
Restaurants always seat you either at the very front or very back. Whichever lets them keep you under constant surveillance to prevent "dining & dashing."
You've eaten more than 50% of a meal and then tried to refuse to pay for it.
You're very religious. You hate gay people. But you're still a Democrat.
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#326314 - 05/15/08 08:14 PM
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#326315 - 05/16/08 07:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"You've fucked a stripper without buying a lapdance. "
I've done this.
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#326318 - 05/17/08 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#326319 - 05/17/08 09:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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it was all part of my master plan to eat gia's butthole
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#326321 - 05/17/08 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This is Panzer
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#326323 - 05/17/08 09:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thank you Fatman.
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#326325 - 05/17/08 10:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I was just posting a pic of Panzer for your amusement, you want me to go away?
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#326326 - 05/17/08 10:08 PM
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I confirm, this is me.
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#326328 - 05/17/08 10:16 PM
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Ohh..and fwiw, fuck you both. Hard.
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#326331 - 05/18/08 07:08 AM
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hey, i registered exactly two years ago today!  and i just got back from cedar point! moronboy and vizzle know what i'm talking about!
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#326333 - 06/08/08 04:28 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
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How about these- 1) Purple palms 2) Bloody knuckles (either from fighting or from dragging) 3) Intense passion for WHITE BOOTY (not necessarily a female's.)
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#326335 - 09/01/08 06:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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Shit I forgot, Alizee and Cocoa Butter...
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#326336 - 09/01/08 06:52 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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reese's puffs cereal, apparently. you can tell by their recent commercials that they've gone negro.
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#326337 - 09/01/08 09:53 AM
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Those stupid hat things that looks like a piece of nylon stocking.
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Global Mod,
Mod
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