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#326182 - 05/08/08 05:28 AM Gay Items
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#326183 - 05/08/08 05:35 AM Re: Gay Items
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iPod


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#326184 - 05/08/08 07:29 AM Re: Gay Items
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"Organic" Ketchup.

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#326185 - 05/08/08 07:48 AM Re: Gay Items
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#326186 - 05/08/08 08:22 AM Re: Gay Items
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Flip-flops.
Exceptions: the beach or a lockerroom.

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#326187 - 05/08/08 09:58 AM Re: Gay Items
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Flip-flops.
Exceptions: the beach or a lockerroom.




Correlary: Birkenstock sandals.
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#326188 - 05/08/08 11:12 AM Re: Gay Items
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Goddammit, I['m a subscriber of all these things, but I do hate open toed shoes on men. GAY.
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#326189 - 05/08/08 11:32 AM Re: Gay Items
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does this mean im gay if i use all those things?
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#326190 - 05/08/08 12:31 PM Re: Gay Items
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Enema Guns. Definitely Enema Guns.
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#326191 - 05/08/08 12:52 PM Re: Gay Items
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man bags. Roller blades aka fruit boots. White belts. Capris.
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#326192 - 05/08/08 02:31 PM Re: Gay Items
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Arson

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#326193 - 05/08/08 02:46 PM Re: Gay Items
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Leather wristbands

These things only apply to men, btw.

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#326194 - 05/08/08 02:51 PM Re: Gay Items
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Correlary: Birkenstock sandals.




Those damned things even make hot women look like gay trolls.

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#326195 - 05/08/08 03:49 PM Re: Gay Items
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I have no problem admitting I wear flipflops when I'm in Scottsdale. It is sickeningly hot here in the summer, and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to "bundle up" in socks and shoes when I just need to run errands.
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#326196 - 05/08/08 04:01 PM Re: Gay Items
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It's just that Puerto Rican tranny sickening *slap* *slap* *slap* sound--and the inevitable sashay that seems to result from wearing those ultra-gay Nike granny models--that makes me fear belly shirts as the next big trend among spikey-haired, eyebrow-tweaked American metrosexuals.



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#326197 - 05/08/08 04:06 PM Re: Gay Items
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I will go to my grave believing only women should be seen in public wearing this stuff. I saw a photo of Puffy skipping onto a yacht wearing these and a very expensive suit, of all things. Just the thought of it still makes me laugh.


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#326198 - 05/08/08 04:23 PM Re: Gay Items
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Yeah those look like prison slippers.

I wear Jew-flops aka Tevas


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#326199 - 05/08/08 04:25 PM Re: Gay Items
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Back on topic- fanny packs and those faggy plastic change-purses you squeeze to open.


It figures it's from Oregon!

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#326200 - 05/08/08 04:39 PM Re: Gay Items
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#326201 - 05/08/08 04:45 PM Re: Gay Items
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Yeah those look like prison slippers.

I wear Jew-flops aka Tevas





I wear the Adidas ones like that at home.

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#326202 - 05/08/08 04:47 PM Re: Gay Items
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#326203 - 05/08/08 04:52 PM Re: Gay Items
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A tie, when worn with an untucked collared shirt. Or is that just lame? Either way, it's

I suppose I have a "man bag", if this...



... qualifies as such. I needed a new laptop bag, and I wanted one that didn't really look like a laptop bag. It cost way too much money, but I love it anyway.


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#326204 - 05/08/08 04:54 PM Re: Gay Items
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I have a gay iPod and a man-bag like yours. The latter is a necessity in mass transit-based NYC, unless you're an iron worker.

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#326205 - 05/08/08 04:55 PM Re: Gay Items
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A tie, when worn with an untucked collared shirt. Or is that just lame? Either way, it's

I suppose I have a "man bag", if this...



... qualifies as such. I needed a new laptop bag, and I wanted one that didn't really look like a laptop bag. It cost way too much money, but I love it anyway.




Do you bring it to Kierland Starbucks so that people can see you "working" on your laptop? If so, semi-gay, but moving towards acceptable.

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#326206 - 05/08/08 05:03 PM Re: Gay Items
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Do you bring it to Kierland Starbucks so that people can see you "working" on your laptop? If so, semi-gay, but moving towards acceptable.




Lol. No, when I'm in Scottsdale, the 'puter rarely leaves my home. But thanks for thinking so highly of me!
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#326207 - 05/12/08 04:45 PM Re: Gay Items
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Bumper Badger:



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#326208 - 05/12/08 04:49 PM Re: Gay Items
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#326209 - 05/12/08 05:11 PM Re: Gay Items
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Thats not gay, that's only a cheap watch. Cheap, is the correct answer.

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#326210 - 05/12/08 05:17 PM Re: Gay Items
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fatty thinks all watches are gay because he's yet to find one that would strap all the way around his wrist.

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#326211 - 05/12/08 05:21 PM Re: Gay Items
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fatty thinks all watches are gay because he's yet to find one that would strap all the way around his wrist.



How about this one for our fatso:



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#326212 - 05/12/08 05:22 PM Re: Gay Items
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fatty thinks all watches are gay because he's yet to find one that would strap all the way around his wrist.




I just like annoying/teasing Panzer.

Actually I have rather thin wrists. My fat is 99% belly and below.
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#326213 - 05/12/08 05:26 PM Re: Gay Items
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Quote:

fatty thinks all watches are gay because he's yet to find one that would strap all the way around his wrist.




I just like annoying/teasing Panzer.

Actually I have rather thin wrists. My fat is 99% belly and below.



I'd wear a micky watch if I were a millioner. I just wouldnt give a fuck.

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#326214 - 05/12/08 05:30 PM Re: Gay Items
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#326215 - 05/12/08 05:45 PM Re: Gay Items
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This Thing:




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#326216 - 05/13/08 02:13 AM Re: Gay Items
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Gun Oil lube.
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#326217 - 05/13/08 05:13 AM Re: Gay Items
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Gun Oil lube.



No such thing.

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#326218 - 05/13/08 05:26 AM Re: Gay Items
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Quote:

Quote:

Gun Oil lube.



No such thing.




Yes, that's the brand name. The sales guy at the gay porn shop recommended it for anal when I did scenes. I figured I'd trust a gay guy when it comes to knowing about anal. He was right. Not sure if you can use it with condoms, though.
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#326219 - 05/13/08 05:58 AM Re: Gay Items
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Gun Oil lube.



No such thing.




Yes, that's the brand name. The sales guy at the gay porn shop recommended it for anal when I did scenes. I figured I'd trust a gay guy when it comes to knowing about anal. He was right. Not sure if you can use it with condoms, though.



Well, this is not one of my designs.

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#326220 - 05/13/08 08:32 PM Re: Gay Items
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iPod




BULL FUCKING SHIT, The IPOD is the best thing to avoid obnoxious fuckers on the train and bus.

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#326221 - 05/13/08 08:34 PM Re: Gay Items
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love it and Orangina.

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#326222 - 05/13/08 09:03 PM Re: Gay Items
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Quote:

iPod




BULL FUCKING SHIT, The IPOD is the best thing to avoid obnoxious fuckers on the train and bus.



Nothing spells homo as vividly as a feather-white iPod vv
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#326223 - 05/13/08 09:16 PM Re: Gay Items
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I have a black IPOD TOUCH, with a 40.00 leather case. It's fucking fabulously awesome, you wish you had it. Call it whatever you want trick, I think you're just jealous. And stop buying yourself COCO/Madamoiselle, that smell is so played out and obnoxiously irritating to the nose, if you're gonna wear perfume switch to either Fracus or Lempika, or if you want cheaper buy D&G (The Gold One).

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#326224 - 05/13/08 09:35 PM Re: Gay Items
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I have a black IPOD TOUCH, with a 40.00 leather case. It's fucking fabulously awesome, you wish you had it. Call it whatever you want trick, I think you're just jealous. And stop buying yourself COCO/Madamoiselle, that smell is so played out and obnoxiously irritating to the nose, if you're gonna wear perfume switch to either Fracus or Lempika, or if you want cheaper buy D&G (The Gold One).



I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous? I can afford to get an iPod, but I do know that it is a homo item. I am happy with my 2GB Creative MuVo MP3 player. It has a voice recorder built-in, which the iPod does not have. I use the voice recorder frequently. I can just chat to someone while recording them and they will never suspect that the device that is in my pocket is actually recording what they say.

I dont wear women perfumes, the Coco Madmoiselle is just a gift. It smells great thou, I think that it is the best perfume a beautiful woman can wear.

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#326225 - 05/14/08 12:16 PM Re: Gay Items
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#326226 - 05/14/08 12:37 PM Re: Gay Items
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Handkerchiefs.

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#326227 - 05/14/08 04:06 PM Re: Gay Items
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Quote:

Quote:

I have a black IPOD TOUCH, with a 40.00 leather case. It's fucking fabulously awesome, you wish you had it. Call it whatever you want trick, I think you're just jealous. And stop buying yourself COCO/Madamoiselle, that smell is so played out and obnoxiously irritating to the nose, if you're gonna wear perfume switch to either Fracus or Lempika, or if you want cheaper buy D&G (The Gold One).



I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous? I can afford to get an iPod, but I do know that it is a homo item. I am happy with my 2GB Creative MuVo MP3 player. It has a voice recorder built-in, which the iPod does not have. I use the voice recorder frequently. I can just chat to someone while recording them and they will never suspect that the device that is in my pocket is actually recording what they say.

I dont wear women perfumes, the Coco Madmoiselle is just a gift. It smells great thou, I think that it is the best perfume a beautiful woman can wear.


Recording people is fucking creepy but then again, look at what Im dealing with here. My cell phone has a recorder, big fucking deal. I didnt say if you could or could not afford it, but by the clothes you buy, I would say the latter.
I also have a Zen Vision and a 2GB MP3 Player, but I prefer my IPOD, maybe because Im gay I think it's fab, say whatever you want about it, it's the fucking shiznit.
And COCO doesnt smell great, it stinks, the only good Chanel perfume is No.5., and even that I dont wear anymore, I wore it in high school. Chance is even better than COCO/Madam.

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#326228 - 05/14/08 05:31 PM Re: Gay Items
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Handkerchiefs.





I wipe my hands with them. They are also good for wiping the evidence.

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#326229 - 05/14/08 05:35 PM Re: Gay Items
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I have a black IPOD TOUCH, with a 40.00 leather case. It's fucking fabulously awesome, you wish you had it. Call it whatever you want trick, I think you're just jealous. And stop buying yourself COCO/Madamoiselle, that smell is so played out and obnoxiously irritating to the nose, if you're gonna wear perfume switch to either Fracus or Lempika, or if you want cheaper buy D&G (The Gold One).



I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous? I can afford to get an iPod, but I do know that it is a homo item. I am happy with my 2GB Creative MuVo MP3 player. It has a voice recorder built-in, which the iPod does not have. I use the voice recorder frequently. I can just chat to someone while recording them and they will never suspect that the device that is in my pocket is actually recording what they say.

I dont wear women perfumes, the Coco Madmoiselle is just a gift. It smells great thou, I think that it is the best perfume a beautiful woman can wear.


Recording people is fucking creepy but then again, look at what Im dealing with here. My cell phone has a recorder, big fucking deal. I didnt say if you could or could not afford it, but by the clothes you buy, I would say the latter.
I also have a Zen Vision and a 2GB MP3 Player, but I prefer my IPOD, maybe because Im gay I think it's fab, say whatever you want about it, it's the fucking shiznit.
And COCO doesnt smell great, it stinks, the only good Chanel perfume is No.5., and even that I dont wear anymore, I wore it in high school. Chance is even better than COCO/Madam.



I only record people when there is a need. Like when making a purchase, or recording sensitive/secret information or conversation.

Chanel #5 STINKs!!! I cannot emphasize how I dont like it. It is a granny scent, it can be used as a roach repellant. Chanel #5 is a turn off for me. Mamdoiselle and Allure are the best. If you wanna smell like a granny then spray yoursoulf with Chanel #5, that is the way it is meant to be.

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#326230 - 05/14/08 05:40 PM Re: Gay Items
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I only record people when there is a need. Like when making a purchase, or recording sensitive/secret information or conversation.





Be careful with secret recording.

Recording your own conversations is legal in NY, but, unless the other person knows and consents to the taping, it is not legal in NJ and most other states.

Recording others' conversations without their permission is not legal anywhere I know of.
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#326231 - 05/14/08 05:54 PM Re: Gay Items
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Quote:

Quote:

I only record people when there is a need. Like when making a purchase, or recording sensitive/secret information or conversation.





Be careful with secret recording.

Recording your own conversations is legal in NY, but, unless the other person knows and consents to the taping, it is not legal in NJ and most other states.

Recording others' conversations without their permission is not legal anywhere I know of.



In the Panzer's Penal Code book there is no such thing as this.

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