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#326182 - 05/08/08 05:28 AM
Gay Items
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Tranny Whisperer
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#326184 - 05/08/08 07:29 AM
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#326188 - 05/08/08 11:12 AM
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Goddammit, I['m a subscriber of all these things, but I do hate open toed shoes on men. GAY.
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#326189 - 05/08/08 11:32 AM
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Registered: 03/29/08
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does this mean im gay if i use all those things?
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#326190 - 05/08/08 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Enema Guns. Definitely Enema Guns.
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#326191 - 05/08/08 12:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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man bags. Roller blades aka fruit boots. White belts. Capris.
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#326194 - 05/08/08 02:51 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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Correlary: Birkenstock sandals.
Those damned things even make hot women look like gay trolls.
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#326195 - 05/08/08 03:49 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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I have no problem admitting I wear flipflops when I'm in Scottsdale. It is sickeningly hot here in the summer, and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to "bundle up" in socks and shoes when I just need to run errands.
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#326199 - 05/08/08 04:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Back on topic- fanny packs and those faggy plastic change-purses you squeeze to open.  It figures it's from Oregon!
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#326201 - 05/08/08 04:45 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Yeah those look like prison slippers.
I wear Jew-flops aka Tevas
I wear the Adidas ones like that at home.
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#326202 - 05/08/08 04:47 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#326203 - 05/08/08 04:52 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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A tie, when worn with an untucked collared shirt. Or is that just lame? Either way, it's 
I suppose I have a "man bag", if this...
... qualifies as such. I needed a new laptop bag, and I wanted one that didn't really look like a laptop bag. It cost way too much money, but I love it anyway.
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#326205 - 05/08/08 04:55 PM
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A tie, when worn with an untucked collared shirt. Or is that just lame? Either way, it's
I suppose I have a "man bag", if this...
... qualifies as such. I needed a new laptop bag, and I wanted one that didn't really look like a laptop bag. It cost way too much money, but I love it anyway.
Do you bring it to Kierland Starbucks so that people can see you "working" on your laptop? If so, semi-gay, but moving towards acceptable.
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#326209 - 05/12/08 05:11 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Thats not gay, that's only a cheap watch. Cheap, is the correct answer.
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#326210 - 05/12/08 05:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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fatty thinks all watches are gay because he's yet to find one that would strap all the way around his wrist.
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#326211 - 05/12/08 05:21 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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fatty thinks all watches are gay because he's yet to find one that would strap all the way around his wrist.
How about this one for our fatso:
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#326213 - 05/12/08 05:26 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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fatty thinks all watches are gay because he's yet to find one that would strap all the way around his wrist.
I just like annoying/teasing Panzer.
Actually I have rather thin wrists. My fat is 99% belly and below.
I'd wear a micky watch if I were a millioner. I just wouldnt give a fuck.
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#326216 - 05/13/08 02:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Gun Oil lube.
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#326217 - 05/13/08 05:13 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Gun Oil lube.
No such thing.
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#326219 - 05/13/08 05:58 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Gun Oil lube.
No such thing.
Yes, that's the brand name. The sales guy at the gay porn shop recommended it for anal when I did scenes. I figured I'd trust a gay guy when it comes to knowing about anal. He was right. Not sure if you can use it with condoms, though.
Well, this is not one of my designs.
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#326220 - 05/13/08 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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iPod
BULL FUCKING SHIT, The IPOD is the best thing to avoid obnoxious fuckers on the train and bus.
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#326221 - 05/13/08 08:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love it and Orangina.
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#326222 - 05/13/08 09:03 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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iPod
BULL FUCKING SHIT, The IPOD is the best thing to avoid obnoxious fuckers on the train and bus.
Nothing spells homo as vividly as a feather-white iPod vv
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#326224 - 05/13/08 09:35 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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I have a black IPOD TOUCH, with a 40.00 leather case. It's fucking fabulously awesome, you wish you had it. Call it whatever you want trick, I think you're just jealous. And stop buying yourself COCO/Madamoiselle, that smell is so played out and obnoxiously irritating to the nose, if you're gonna wear perfume switch to either Fracus or Lempika, or if you want cheaper buy D&G (The Gold One).
I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous? I can afford to get an iPod, but I do know that it is a homo item. I am happy with my 2GB Creative MuVo MP3 player. It has a voice recorder built-in, which the iPod does not have. I use the voice recorder frequently. I can just chat to someone while recording them and they will never suspect that the device that is in my pocket is actually recording what they say.
I dont wear women perfumes, the Coco Madmoiselle is just a gift. It smells great thou, I think that it is the best perfume a beautiful woman can wear.
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#326225 - 05/14/08 12:16 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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#326227 - 05/14/08 04:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have a black IPOD TOUCH, with a 40.00 leather case. It's fucking fabulously awesome, you wish you had it. Call it whatever you want trick, I think you're just jealous. And stop buying yourself COCO/Madamoiselle, that smell is so played out and obnoxiously irritating to the nose, if you're gonna wear perfume switch to either Fracus or Lempika, or if you want cheaper buy D&G (The Gold One).
I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous? I can afford to get an iPod, but I do know that it is a homo item. I am happy with my 2GB Creative MuVo MP3 player. It has a voice recorder built-in, which the iPod does not have. I use the voice recorder frequently. I can just chat to someone while recording them and they will never suspect that the device that is in my pocket is actually recording what they say.
I dont wear women perfumes, the Coco Madmoiselle is just a gift. It smells great thou, I think that it is the best perfume a beautiful woman can wear.
Recording people is fucking creepy but then again, look at what Im dealing with here. My cell phone has a recorder, big fucking deal. I didnt say if you could or could not afford it, but by the clothes you buy, I would say the latter.
I also have a Zen Vision and a 2GB MP3 Player, but I prefer my IPOD, maybe because Im gay I think it's fab, say whatever you want about it, it's the fucking shiznit.
And COCO doesnt smell great, it stinks, the only good Chanel perfume is No.5., and even that I dont wear anymore, I wore it in high school. Chance is even better than COCO/Madam.
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#326228 - 05/14/08 05:31 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Handkerchiefs.
I wipe my hands with them. They are also good for wiping the evidence.
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#326229 - 05/14/08 05:35 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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I have a black IPOD TOUCH, with a 40.00 leather case. It's fucking fabulously awesome, you wish you had it. Call it whatever you want trick, I think you're just jealous. And stop buying yourself COCO/Madamoiselle, that smell is so played out and obnoxiously irritating to the nose, if you're gonna wear perfume switch to either Fracus or Lempika, or if you want cheaper buy D&G (The Gold One).
I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous? I can afford to get an iPod, but I do know that it is a homo item. I am happy with my 2GB Creative MuVo MP3 player. It has a voice recorder built-in, which the iPod does not have. I use the voice recorder frequently. I can just chat to someone while recording them and they will never suspect that the device that is in my pocket is actually recording what they say.
I dont wear women perfumes, the Coco Madmoiselle is just a gift. It smells great thou, I think that it is the best perfume a beautiful woman can wear.
Recording people is fucking creepy but then again, look at what Im dealing with here. My cell phone has a recorder, big fucking deal. I didnt say if you could or could not afford it, but by the clothes you buy, I would say the latter.
I also have a Zen Vision and a 2GB MP3 Player, but I prefer my IPOD, maybe because Im gay I think it's fab, say whatever you want about it, it's the fucking shiznit.
And COCO doesnt smell great, it stinks, the only good Chanel perfume is No.5., and even that I dont wear anymore, I wore it in high school. Chance is even better than COCO/Madam.
I only record people when there is a need. Like when making a purchase, or recording sensitive/secret information or conversation.
Chanel #5 STINKs!!! I cannot emphasize how I dont like it. It is a granny scent, it can be used as a roach repellant. Chanel #5 is a turn off for me. Mamdoiselle and Allure are the best. If you wanna smell like a granny then spray yoursoulf with Chanel #5, that is the way it is meant to be.
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#326231 - 05/14/08 05:54 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I only record people when there is a need. Like when making a purchase, or recording sensitive/secret information or conversation.
Be careful with secret recording.
Recording your own conversations is legal in NY, but, unless the other person knows and consents to the taping, it is not legal in NJ and most other states.
Recording others' conversations without their permission is not legal anywhere I know of.
In the Panzer's Penal Code book there is no such thing as this.
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#326233 - 05/14/08 06:05 PM
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I only record people when there is a need. Like when making a purchase, or recording sensitive/secret information or conversation.
Be careful with secret recording.
Recording your own conversations is legal in NY, but, unless the other person knows and consents to the taping, it is not legal in NJ and most other states.
Recording others' conversations without their permission is not legal anywhere I know of.
In the Panzer's Penal Code book there is no such thing as this.
Attorney General Cuomo and District Attorney Morganthau would love to put the PPC before a jury.
1. Groping woman at gym.
2. Covert pictures.
3. Covert recordings.
 <<< I don't think Panzers do too well at Rikers.
No prison for Panzer 
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#326236 - 05/15/08 03:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Dr. Guillotin had nothing do to do with design of the actual machine. wiki
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#326237 - 05/15/08 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have a black IPOD TOUCH, with a 40.00 leather case. It's fucking fabulously awesome, you wish you had it. Call it whatever you want trick, I think you're just jealous. And stop buying yourself COCO/Madamoiselle, that smell is so played out and obnoxiously irritating to the nose, if you're gonna wear perfume switch to either Fracus or Lempika, or if you want cheaper buy D&G (The Gold One).
I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous? I can afford to get an iPod, but I do know that it is a homo item. I am happy with my 2GB Creative MuVo MP3 player. It has a voice recorder built-in, which the iPod does not have. I use the voice recorder frequently. I can just chat to someone while recording them and they will never suspect that the device that is in my pocket is actually recording what they say.
I dont wear women perfumes, the Coco Madmoiselle is just a gift. It smells great thou, I think that it is the best perfume a beautiful woman can wear.
Recording people is fucking creepy but then again, look at what Im dealing with here. My cell phone has a recorder, big fucking deal. I didnt say if you could or could not afford it, but by the clothes you buy, I would say the latter.
I also have a Zen Vision and a 2GB MP3 Player, but I prefer my IPOD, maybe because Im gay I think it's fab, say whatever you want about it, it's the fucking shiznit.
And COCO doesnt smell great, it stinks, the only good Chanel perfume is No.5., and even that I dont wear anymore, I wore it in high school. Chance is even better than COCO/Madam.
I only record people when there is a need. Like when making a purchase, or recording sensitive/secret information or conversation.
Chanel #5 STINKs!!! I cannot emphasize how I dont like it. It is a granny scent, it can be used as a roach repellant. Chanel #5 is a turn off for me. Mamdoiselle and Allure are the best. If you wanna smell like a granny then spray yoursoulf with Chanel #5, that is the way it is meant to be.
Retard didnt I just say I dont use it, I used it in high school many many years ago. And that is a type of perfume that mixes with you body chemistry so if the chick you're with smells like a grandmother than her own scent isn't very pleasant.
You dont know shit about shit. You def. dont know about perfumes so stick with COCO.
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#326238 - 06/14/08 12:13 PM
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#326239 - 06/14/08 02:28 PM
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#326240 - 06/14/08 06:00 PM
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#326241 - 06/14/08 06:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bravo Channel.
Except for "Top Chef" which is bisexual.
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#326242 - 06/14/08 07:17 PM
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#326244 - 09/08/10 08:18 AM
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#326245 - 09/08/10 02:27 PM
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