Christian celebrates his Nolan Ryan birthday today, the 8th!



If I were he, I would enjoy the company and affections of both Lexi Belle and Brynn Tyler. But, likely CXXX will go "exotic" and opt for a dyke-like woman body builder shaped like a cinder block and skin just as soft along with the most deformed looking tranny midget that has ever lived.


Enjoy the day and here's to a year of good health, good fortune and continued negative AIM tests.



Maybe even a book deal.





What did Donkey get you???