OK fine I'll be the first one to respond honestly to this. Though I've never actually watched any of this kind of porn, I think I could maybe get off to clown porn. The clowns have to be guys and it has to be a kinda rough scene with a girl (but nothing too crazy-- no pissing on the girl or donkey punches, thanks). I think it's just that I'm so jaded by everyday porn that I need performers who are almost non-human to make it interesting for me. OK now go ahead and make fun of me-- my webmaster had a field day with this when I told him. Needless to say I got "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" as a present the next day. Still haven't watched it though.