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#326082 - 05/07/08 05:06 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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yer mom.
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#326083 - 05/07/08 05:11 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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That's funny, I was just going to start a thread about weird porn because I came across this site today. http://www.cockcompetition.comSeriously? People jerk off to this? But my strangest fetish is a porn scene from Meatholes. Where Brandon Iron keeps spitting on Crystal Ray repeatedly and making her say she's a little whore over and over again. Probably because I know I could never get away with that shit in real life. Oh and fucking your mother. Douchebag!
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#326086 - 05/07/08 05:41 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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OK fine I'll be the first one to respond honestly to this. Though I've never actually watched any of this kind of porn, I think I could maybe get off to clown porn. The clowns have to be guys and it has to be a kinda rough scene with a girl (but nothing too crazy-- no pissing on the girl or donkey punches, thanks). I think it's just that I'm so jaded by everyday porn that I need performers who are almost non-human to make it interesting for me. OK now go ahead and make fun of me-- my webmaster had a field day with this when I told him. Needless to say I got "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" as a present the next day. Still haven't watched it though.
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#326087 - 05/07/08 05:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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For some reason I see the vision of a guy struggling to get his conveyance through the entrance of a costume store after buying a shitload of grease paint.  Now, Holly, if it's Christmas, the clowns get to do anal right?
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#326088 - 05/07/08 06:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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chiropractor porn. I can only get off if she has one leg shorter than the other.
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#326094 - 05/07/08 07:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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I'll ball up and admit to one, I love low rent self-shot amateur porn. I want bad lighting, the date and time(flashing 12:00 because they don't know how to set it) on the corner of the screen, auto focus going wild, beer guts, stretch marks, bad skin, hairy bushes, weird
looking pussies and tits, mullets, she mullets and so on.
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#326098 - 05/07/08 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#326100 - 05/07/08 11:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'll ball up and admit to one, I love low rent self-shot amateur porn. I want bad lighting, the date and time(flashing 12:00 because they don't know how to set it) on the corner of the screen, auto focus going wild, beer guts, stretch marks, bad skin, hairy bushes, weird
looking pussies and tits, mullets, she mullets and so on.
Dude, www.yuvutu.com is what you want. I like that shit too but not at the level I'd list it here. But if you like it, that's the site to visit.
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#326101 - 05/08/08 12:41 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i have an ugly dude fetish
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#326102 - 05/08/08 05:27 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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I'll ball up and admit to one, I love low rent self-shot amateur porn. I want bad lighting, the date and time(flashing 12:00 because they don't know how to set it) on the corner of the screen, auto focus going wild, beer guts, stretch marks, bad skin, hairy bushes, weird
looking pussies and tits, mullets, she mullets and so on.
Dude, www.yuvutu.com is what you want. I like that shit too but not at the level I'd list it here. But if you like it, that's the site to visit.
I'm going to have to agree with you guys. I'm into the cheap, amateur, regular looking folks these days. I go through phases really, sometimes anal, then maybe creampies, toss in a little Gag Factor, but lately it's all been about the amateurs, and yuvutu.com is a good place to find that.
I honestly can't remember the last time I watched a high production, feature porn. Probably Sacred Sin by Ninn Worx, and that came out in 2006.
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#326103 - 05/08/08 08:25 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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i have an ugly dude fetish
I believe it.
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#326106 - 05/15/08 09:00 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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did KATrainwreck ever say what their wierd thing was?
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#326107 - 05/15/08 07:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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i have an ugly dude fetish
That's not very nice Pretty, I thought you said you love him, if you love him he should be the most beautiful thing in your eyes.
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#326108 - 05/16/08 12:52 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol
well i do!
im just being honest
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#326109 - 05/16/08 02:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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I have a "being called an ugly guy on the web" fetish. Just a few more insults, comments, or digs and I'm gonna nut! Some things sarcasm 
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#326110 - 05/16/08 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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I have a "being called an ugly guy on the web" fetish. Just a few more insults, comments, or digs and I'm gonna nut!
Some things sarcasm
Okay you ugly muthafucker, go jerk off, you are hideous, hide your head in the fucking sand.  
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#326111 - 05/17/08 07:54 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
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Actually most of the country is 16 now. Many states changed it because of the nunmber of statutory rape cases that were popping up between 16 and 18 year olds. Some have placed restrictions on the upper age (18-21). Found it: http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htmI think Mia Rose wins the thread with dudes who fuck furniture.
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#326112 - 05/19/08 03:04 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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I cant find the couch fucker link.... Its gone... : ( My heart. </3
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#326115 - 05/21/08 08:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The weirdest thing I'm into? Bornyo. It's got to be Bornyo.
Back at you- and we know there's no chance of a statutory rape charge!
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#326116 - 05/21/08 08:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I don't think it's weird, but I really like cyberpunk porn- mostly made in Japan, hentai series' and late 80s early 90s skin flicks made for cable networks like Cinemax or simply direct to video.
I recently came across a gem called Best Buns on the Beach which is pretty much an excuse to watch live T&A masquerading as an ass competition. Hawk from Twin Peaks serves as one of the guest judges.
Another hidden gem is Sex on the Strip. It serves as cross between porn bonus scenes and some kind of travelogue you'd find at a discount store in Reno.
Also I'm a big fan of Chesty Morgan- but that's not really weird is it?
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Ahh, much better. Thanks for the advice and the rips Ren, you rule my world honey!
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