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#326042 - 05/07/08 02:19 PM Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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Traci Lords turns 40 today. Or at least that's what her current ID says. Who really knows??

I have screen caps from her "legal" movie, but I decide not to post them to avoid any confusion and possible issues for Jeff & Tony.

I loved her signature puffy nipples.
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#326043 - 05/07/08 02:28 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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I have screen caps from her "legal" movie, but I decide not to post them to avoid any confusion and possible issues for Jeff & Tony.





tsk tsk
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#326044 - 05/07/08 02:29 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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Time Waits For No One...including Illegal entrants into the world of porn.

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#326045 - 05/07/08 05:48 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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Here's a screen shot from "Talk Dirty to Me 3" :



Here are other screen caps from that film.


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#326046 - 05/07/08 06:08 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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Here's a screen shot from "Talk Dirty to Me 3" :



Here are other screen caps from that film.






Nice review, WD. It's a movie I missed.



Too bad. Traci AND Ginger - two of the best ever. Everytime I would see a movie with those two I used to imagine them catfighting backstage.




It made their lesbian scene in Suze Randall's "Miss Passion" all the hotter.

Traci on working with Ginger:
"I was...disgusted by the thought of the upcoming lesbian scene I was supposed to have with this bitch on wheels. The thought of kissing her grossed me out. But I guess it's better than having to fuck a fleshy hairball like Ron Jeremy, I reasoned, still feeling less than lucky."

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#326047 - 05/07/08 06:14 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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My little brother and I used to swipe stroke mags from the local Pinto (think circle k) when we were kids. There was a great Adam Film World that featured 'The G Spot' in it and Traci was on the cover riding a guy with her ass arched making that pouty face. I jerked off just to that cover so many times as a youth. Turned out my bro was stealing the mags for the guys in them. At least he's happy now....
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#326048 - 05/07/08 06:19 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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She passed her prime when she hit 30.

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#326049 - 05/07/08 06:34 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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She passed her prime when she hit 18.




Fixed.

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#326050 - 05/07/08 06:35 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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There was a great Adam Film World that featured 'The G Spot' in it and Traci was on the cover riding a guy with her ass arched making that pouty face.




I bought a copy of that flick on Beta... kinda sucks when a great deal of your porn collection is on a dead format. Good thing I didn't pick up any HD-DVD porn.
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#326051 - 05/07/08 07:24 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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I remember seeing her in a photo shoot with Harry Reems. Talk about an age difference. I also saw her on the cover of Hooker magazine wearing those devil horns. Can't remember what movie that was from though. Too long ago.

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#326052 - 05/07/08 07:46 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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I remember seeing her in a photo shoot with Harry Reems. Talk about an age difference. I also saw her on the cover of Hooker magazine wearing those devil horns. Can't remember what movie that was from though. Too long ago.




Devil's horns would have probably been the original New Wave Hookers.
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#326053 - 05/07/08 07:52 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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There was a great Adam Film World that featured 'The G Spot' in it and Traci was on the cover riding a guy with her ass arched making that pouty face.




I bought a copy of that flick on Beta... kinda sucks when a great deal of your porn collection is on a dead format. Good thing I didn't pick up any HD-DVD porn.


Bro, I have that film...don't waste time. it sucks. Worst of all, the "Traci Scene" is a FMM with Rick Savage and Harry Reems. Rick jizzes on her face, and disgusting Harry Reems moves in and licks it up...horrible. You might try finding the film she did with Christy Canyon, Holly Does Hollywood.

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#326054 - 05/08/08 03:16 AM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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I remember seeing her in a photo shoot with Harry Reems. Talk about an age difference. I also saw her on the cover of Hooker magazine wearing those devil horns. Can't remember what movie that was from though. Too long ago.




Devil's horns would have probably been the original New Wave Hookers.




Yeah it was NUUUUUUU WWAAAAAAAAAAAAVE HOOKERS THE BEEEEEEEEST YOU"VE EEEEEEEEEEEVER SEEEEEEEEEN....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0HyiaCozTRE

R.I.P. Jack....
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#326055 - 05/09/08 09:34 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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We were born within a week of each other, so I too, am now 40.

Also, like Traci, I peaked at 18.

P.S. afore-mentioned scene at:





Edited by zenman (05/10/08 09:59 PM)
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#326056 - 05/09/08 10:31 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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Here's a screen shot from "Talk Dirty to Me 3" :



Traci on working with Ginger:
"I was...disgusted by the thought of the upcoming lesbian scene I was supposed to have with this bitch on wheels. The thought of kissing her grossed me out. But I guess it's better than having to fuck a fleshy hairball like Ron Jeremy, I reasoned, still feeling less than lucky."




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I remember her writing stuff like this after the bust. And I saw nearly everything she put out pre-bust, back in the "loop in the walk-in booth" days. Now, I don't care what she says about being disgusted and grossed out. When you are a female, and your pussy drips juice and your areolas swell up like balloons, it's not from being disgusted or grossed out. It's from being turned on. So for her to try to tell intelligent people otherwise is an insult. But, I figure I came so many times to her back then that I broke even and don't hold it against her.
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#326057 - 05/10/08 12:43 AM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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If she turned 18 in May of '87,wouldn't that make her 39 now?
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#326058 - 05/10/08 12:48 AM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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If she turned 18 in May of '87,wouldn't that make her 39 now?




She turned 18 in May of '86.
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#326059 - 05/10/08 11:00 AM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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If she turned 18 in May of '87,wouldn't that make her 39 now?




She turned 18 in May of '86.




If only you let her start college early, Dean, this "tragedy" never would have happened.
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#326060 - 05/10/08 12:54 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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If she turned 18 in May of '87,wouldn't that make her 39 now?




She turned 18 in May of '86.




My mistake.

Thought all that crap started in '87.
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#326061 - 05/10/08 01:02 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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Quote:

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If she turned 18 in May of '87,wouldn't that make her 39 now?




She turned 18 in May of '86.




If only you let her start college early, Dean, this "tragedy" never would have happened.




I don't know about that. That goddamn Larry "Pinto" Kroger fucked Mayor DePasto's daughter when she was only thirteen.
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#326062 - 05/10/08 01:29 PM Re: Traci Lords hits the big four-oh
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Quote:

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If she turned 18 in May of '87,wouldn't that make her 39 now?




She turned 18 in May of '86.




If only you let her start college early, Dean, this "tragedy" never would have happened.




I don't know about that. That goddamn Larry "Pinto" Kroger fucked Mayor DePasto's daughter when she was only thirteen.






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