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As a viewer, I totally support Mr. Everhard and male talent of the same caliber. I never understood who in their right mind would watch slow fucking on tape. If the girl isn't sore the movie usually sucks. Wreck those assholes, Mr. Everhard!


Meh, talk about low-hanging fruit. The coolest sadistic sociopaths today go for much more exciting stuff. My latest vice is watching well-known, rough male pornstars kidnapping porn fans and subjecting them to genuine "Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Anus Prison"-style treatment.

The next release I'm looking forward to is "That's what she said in prison, Everhard." I'm already preemptively spooging in deliciously carnal anticipation.