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#32562 - 06/17/04 07:42 PM Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I need a personality to bounce off and no one was better at that then sammura. She had balls of steel and a face of a dropped pie, i think she has learned her lesson and i know for a fact she still reads what i post here and i bet is chomping at the bit to reply to most of it. I thought i would pose a poll to the board to see what the majority of the readers have to say about it. Read the question carefully, it is SHOULD sammura be allowed to post here again, yes means you want sammura no means you don't, for those who are unable to read and place together simple question. Poll will close in 5 days from when this is posted. P.S zenman don't move this post, sammura is a porn star, its general talk it fits the critera needed to be in this section, if it is moved then i move with it, and i become a shit list only post and a problem for grip johnson.


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#32563 - 06/17/04 08:27 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
no, all she did was insult people, found none of her post even remotely interesting or productive to the board.


My two cents
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#32564 - 06/17/04 10:56 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Monkey,Sammura is too much of a damn incoherent crackhead to even be aloowed to post at any board(even crackhoes.com),for you're too good a person to even want to have her back here,and plus;you're already got both Smartt and Swami to bounce off of(and slam back against,verbally),amongst other fine folks.

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#32565 - 06/18/04 04:30 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
She probably already sold her computer for crack anyway.

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#32566 - 06/18/04 04:38 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Even though I was the one who banned her, I wouldn't necessarily object to readmitting her. But I know Monkey will make a crack about her happy trails and she'll snap.
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#32567 - 06/18/04 04:49 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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I don't believe what she was doing was spamming anyway. I thought it was an atempt to slow the board down and keep people from posting. A "hacker" attack although a pretty lame one at that.

If she apologizes for the board attack (never happen) and she hasn't already sold her computer for crack let her back.

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#32568 - 06/18/04 09:43 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Again, I don't like to see anyone banned but she was too much even for me, with all that lashing out even at the people who were trying to be nice to her, that said if she come back and can act sanely then I have no problem with it. After all if we feel bad for criminals in the Arizona desert how can we not pity Sammura.
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#32569 - 06/18/04 01:23 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I can appreciate all those people who don't want here back but something i saw as a possitive in here seems to be a few people's reasons for not getting her back. I loved the fact that she is a ticking time bomb and any day she can just completely lose it like michael douglaus in falling down. I thought that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen, before then her only target was me, so if you are worried that she will attack anyone i doubt that, she mostly has eyes for monkey then when theres a chance she can just lose her mind again and that is very fucking funny. Thats just my thoughts.
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#32570 - 06/18/04 01:33 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You know you have a point there, it was freakin hilarious now that I look back on it with her yelling at everyone and then everyone throwing it back at her, maybe letting her back just to liven it up, it would certainlty mean more posts even if most of them were flames.
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#32571 - 06/18/04 03:55 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
MeanieMe Offline
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Registered: 06/18/04
Posts: 25
The poll is actually:
Should Smelly Monkey be allowed to breathe?

-Yes__________

-No___________

-I dont give a fuck-put a garbage bag over his head and cinch it shut____________________________

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#32572 - 06/18/04 04:30 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

The poll is actually:
Should Smelly Monkey be allowed to breathe?

-Yes__________

-No___________

-I dont give a fuck-put a garbage bag over his head and cinch it shut____________________________






Sorry, postion of monkey's whipping boy has already been filled, feel free to apply again at a later stage. So you are going to have to write smarter posts if you want to make a splash on the board because i refuse to carry you there.
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#32573 - 06/18/04 05:54 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Sammura poll update


17 want her back

and

10 are misguided souls who would prefer a sammura free board. I would love to know what the results would be if i posed the same question about swami, could be my next one. Ohh wait, i don't care.
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#32574 - 06/18/04 08:09 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I miss sammura. She was so fucking funny. I think i have to unleash a sammura like insult to reintroduce what she brought to the board.


SHUT THE FUCK UP CRACKER, YO JUST MAD CASUE YOU HAVE A SMALL WHITE DUICK (intentional typos) YOU FAGGEITIT ASS WANT A BLACK DICK, BITCH. OHH AND YEAH YOU LIVE IN YOUR MOMMA BASEMENT WISHING YOU HAD BLACK DICK.
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#32575 - 06/19/04 02:47 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
You know as one of Sammura's friends, I think the board and the forum members should give her some credit. At least she was here talking to the fans and admits to being a nympho rather than some of these other adult starlets who refuse to talk to the fans and claim to be actress' or "artists"... and as far as the Smelly Bastard monkey goes... AT LEAST SHE REVEALED HER TRUE IDENTITY and not hit behind some stupid monkier

P.S. Sammurs wanted me to let you all know that the Smelly Monkey is really Scott Fayner (who according to her has a very small penis)

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#32576 - 06/19/04 03:40 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


and not hit behind some stupid monkier





Puns intended?

Or just typos?
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#32577 - 06/19/04 03:46 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

You know as one of Sammura's friends, I think the board and the forum members should give her some credit. At least she was here talking to the fans and admits to being a nympho rather than some of these other adult starlets who refuse to talk to the fans and claim to be actress' or "artists"... and as far as the Smelly Bastard monkey goes... AT LEAST SHE REVEALED HER TRUE IDENTITY and not hit behind some stupid monkier

P.S. Sammurs wanted me to let you all know that the Smelly Monkey is really Scott Fayner (who according to her has a very small penis)





You and sammura meet up and talk about the monkey?. Thats so funny and so sad at the same time. I can picture it now, sammura entering your apartment, taking a sit and looking at your table where you have left out a piece of moldy cheese and some warm goat's milk from the last time we were together, sitting there for half an hour talking about how much you hate the monkey and who the monkey can be before you have to get up an open a window as the stench of sammura becomes unbearable. Mr T said it best when he said , "i pity the fool" and i do.
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#32578 - 06/19/04 04:50 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Mikey Ropucha Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
So what's Samurra's real name? *LOL* (relax, I'm just kidding)

I think that while I did vote for Samurra's return, I think Outsider should be brought back too.

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#32579 - 06/19/04 05:02 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

So what's Samurra's real name? *LOL* (relax, I'm just kidding)

I think that while I did vote for Samurra's return, I think Outsider should be brought back too.






I have to disagree there the outsider ran off all our whores. That's unacceptable.

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#32580 - 06/19/04 07:52 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

I think that while I did vote for Samurra's return, I think Outsider should be brought back too.



Outsider's pedophilia was a bit too much.

Sammura got banned because she went postal and tried to trash the forums. She should have turned off her computer before starting the crack binge.
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#32581 - 06/20/04 04:29 AM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Although she understandably went buck-wild at the end there, there's no reason she shouldn't come back if people aren't gonna bait her into a battle which is so boring.
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#32582 - 06/20/04 12:45 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
As scary as this sounds besides angelica knight she was the most attractive porn star on the board. You have no idea how that makes me feel deep down inside to say because i find her physically and emotionally revolting in just about every single way.
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#32583 - 06/20/04 02:06 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You are clearly on crack tonight
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#32584 - 06/20/04 02:15 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Not crack cleetus, just sleep deprevation. I'm having the dreams again, you know the sammura gangbang ones i mentioned a few weeks back, i can't seem to shake them. its driving me crazy.
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#32585 - 06/20/04 03:57 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Awful awful nightmares is more like it
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#32586 - 06/20/04 05:47 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
For Steven Millan


Dude, didn't you used to hate me?. Usually a person either loves me or hates me right off the bat. What happend to change your mind?.
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#32587 - 06/22/04 06:47 PM Re: Bring Back Sammura Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
POLL HAS CLOSED


The results are as follows

24 people want sammura back

12 people don't

2/3 rds of the board wish for a return of sammura and that includes the person who banned her. I think that she should be given a second chance like the monkey was, if she starts to spam up the board and tries to crash threads then she can easily be banned again but i think she should be given the chance to post again. She is dying to, and swami can notify her of her reinstatement. Can we get an answer on this either way from a high up mod, jeff or tony,etc?.
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