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#325523 - 05/05/08 05:24 PM Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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So I finished buying the gifts for the Russian MILF, here is the list:

Handbag loaded with the following:
-Chanel Coco Madmoiselle 3.4oz perfume spray
-Chanel Coco Madmoiselle Body Creme
-Chanel Coco Madmoiselle Shower Gel
-Estee Lauder Bronzer Goddess perfume spray
-Estee Lauder Bronzer Goddess lotion
-Dior Miss Cherie perfume spray

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#325524 - 05/05/08 05:33 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

-Chanel Coco Madmoiselle Body Creme
-Estee Lauder Bronzer Goddess lotion




It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin.
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#325525 - 05/05/08 05:41 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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You could've spent that money on a personal trainer and had a real chance with a decent woman.

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#325526 - 05/05/08 05:50 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

-Chanel Coco Madmoiselle Body Creme
-Estee Lauder Bronzer Goddess lotion




It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin.



Bronze lotion...on her skin.

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#325527 - 05/05/08 05:52 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

You could've spent that money on a personal trainer and had a real chance with a decent woman.



Fuck those niggas. Arson and N.O. Plasmacore is all I need for great results and monster strength. So far I lost 9+ pounds!!!

!!!

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#325528 - 05/05/08 06:06 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
John Floofin Offline
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Alex, I've got a bridge to sell you in the swamps of Southern North Dakota. We'll have to get the deal done fast, but you can get easy financing through my associates in Nigeria.

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#325529 - 05/05/08 06:52 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
In Soviet Union perfume spray buys you.
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#325530 - 05/06/08 05:42 AM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

In Soviet Union perfume spray buys you.






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#325531 - 05/06/08 01:51 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Bad Habit Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

-Chanel Coco Madmoiselle Body Creme
-Estee Lauder Bronzer Goddess lotion




It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin.



Bronze lotion...on her skin.




Somehow, Fats, I knew he wouldn't get that reference. Based on his posts and replies, this guy Panzer can't be more than 20, tops. Even then, it doesn't sound like he got out very much as a kid.
No insult intended, just an obvious lack of life experience.
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#325532 - 05/06/08 02:10 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
Quote:

Quote:

-Chanel Coco Madmoiselle Body Creme
-Estee Lauder Bronzer Goddess lotion




It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin.




You can find just about anything on YouTube
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#325533 - 05/06/08 06:14 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Care Less Offline
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Even the incorrect spelling is identical.

Wow.
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#325534 - 05/06/08 06:47 PM Re: Loaded MILF Gift Bag
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

Even the incorrect spelling is identical.

Wow.






Got me.
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