Holy shiat! Dokey and Brandonna are now forced to shoot washed-out whores like Kissi Kapri? Didn't she become a pornwreck in record time? Her face is sunken like a whore completely chewed up and spit out, tits sagging worse than Dolly Parton's dead mother.

Kissi Kapri...one disgusting whore. Congrats to Donald and Brendan for having such high standsrds. Why don't you let Sportswami murd...errr...interview her?