I really think Willie is gay. That is why I target him all the time. I secretly think I can woo him with my hot chat and intellect. These are very important qualities for a gay. I heard he likes to ballroom dance and eat crumpets... How can a straight man like crumpets?

I know Willie hangs out at strip clubs, flirting with the bouncers. He doesn't tip the girls.

What do you say Willie? ?