I have so much to say now....hang on, I need to eat something.

Ok back, first off, I am able to get along with, and have a great time with any TYPE of stripper / whore in the clubs. The serious business whores, the drug addled whores, the insecure whores, the snotty bitchy whores, etc. WHY? I have no idea, it is a gift I was born with.....kinda like Dr Doolittle talking with the animals, I just communicate and get along with whores on a level most men cant fathom. This is not a source of pride....well, wait, yeah it is....it has its own benefits, mainly it keeps my crippled ass entertained. I have been honest with dudes like Willie, Bornyo and my brother Jamesn as to what I am all about being immersed in whores....being physically fucked up, the Darwinian instinct that most females feel towards males as potential providers and protectors leaves me at a disadvantage initially, plus having really cool surgical scars on my legs and back means whores must love me for my mind....however, i am an enigma, existing in both the crippled and non-crippled realms. When the whores get up close and personal with me, they actually see that Da burglar has his own distinct set of advantages, and Gigi says I am above average in cuteness. Is the picture coming in clear now?

All women are whores to some extent, even Holly Randall (the goldilocks-standard of whores....Holly is the nicest, most erotic, least skanky type of whore with her own crop of vegetables.) Gia is a whore who can do many things....even Pretty is the kinda whore that wants to be the best whore she can be. Gigi and Ceara and the whores next door you just cant get enough of....

But Burg is going to hell for all the things he has done with and To whores since he first paid for the company of a woman during his College days at H, where he tried to imitate Curtis Armstrong from Risky Business and tell the whore that because he went to harvard, he didnt have to pay.....yeah right. I paid, but I learned that because i have many redeeming qualities, whores were actually willing to cut me slack, spend more time (in some cases LOTS of time) for free or cheaply, and I learned how to be GENEROUS with whores in a non-creepy way....there is a certain level of generaosity that creeps whores out. Avoid it.

But if you were a crippled wreck who managed to become successful, you'd invest in whores too.

James has shown himself to be, if you can believe it, a considerate and thoughtfully unselfish young man....I was touched by his actually thinking of clearing enough space to make room for my crippled sled in his Lexus. I am going to make it up to him for semi-flaking so many times....JAMES, I am coming down to LIVE with you and the wife during the latter part of June. Say like a week? Is that long enough? You can put me up anywhere in your house....I am having my Massachusetts Castle totally refurnished, painted, etc. I need a place to crash in june for about a week...well not really but its a nice excuse...MY connecticut pad is too close to the river and the summer party goers in their boats. Hey james, what say you to me flying Holly out for that week too and you and the wife letting HER live with you someplace....I can get a room at the Charles Hotel in harvard Square....HELLO awesome minibar. Maybe Gia will come to and she can supervise my Castle's makeover, and then the 5 of us (You, your wife, Holly, Gia and me) can ACTUALLY check out the strip clubs in Providence, and then Hit Foxwoods and harass the Whores/Escorts who stake out the Indian casino. I bet if Holly sat at the bar in the casino she would pull offers of 3 or 4 times the rate your typical Pequot Indian whore pulls. Pokahooker Holly is NOT.....