Get a chick who has just started using meth. The newbie tweaker will be LOADs of fun for you and your entourage if you catch her at the right moment. They are easy to spot, since they are newbies they dont have all the damage that Meth inevitably causes, and they are at the optimum Meth-induced horniness and lack of inhibition since their brains have not been fried yet.

Yesterday we met Rianne, a spitfire 23 year old aimless lazy totally hott Bimbette seemingly having the time of her life (if I didnt know any better.) I didnt interact too much with her apart from tipping but my friend finger fucked her in the VIP room while I ate my Chicken wings and watched the Celtics clobber the hawks. Since I am a courteous Burglar, I would never stick my fingers up a twat having just eaten Buffalo wings, unless she was a real bitch and deserved pain.

So the lesson for today kids.... METH = Good times in the strip club. Remember, I am here to help.....