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#325314 - 05/05/08 06:32 AM
Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Get a chick who has just started using meth. The newbie tweaker will be LOADs of fun for you and your entourage if you catch her at the right moment. They are easy to spot, since they are newbies they dont have all the damage that Meth inevitably causes, and they are at the optimum Meth-induced horniness and lack of inhibition since their brains have not been fried yet.
Yesterday we met Rianne, a spitfire 23 year old aimless lazy totally hott Bimbette seemingly having the time of her life (if I didnt know any better.) I didnt interact too much with her apart from tipping but my friend finger fucked her in the VIP room while I ate my Chicken wings and watched the Celtics clobber the hawks. Since I am a courteous Burglar, I would never stick my fingers up a twat having just eaten Buffalo wings, unless she was a real bitch and deserved pain.
So the lesson for today kids.... METH = Good times in the strip club. Remember, I am here to help.....
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#325316 - 05/05/08 11:24 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Should we just assume that any stripper without meth damage is just a beginner meth user?
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#325317 - 05/05/08 01:53 PM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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Who's the victim here? The girl on meth or the dude stupid enough to pay her to allow him to put his fucking FINGERS in her vagina? I'm sure he told you he didn't pay though. I'm sure he didn't...
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#325318 - 05/05/08 03:24 PM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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youre awful
sober strippers dont barf on you or transfer that yummy tweek smell to your clothes
lol
youre gonna catch something
at least put your fingers in clean girls burg
besides
manymany dudes just hawkeye the girl not making any money for dirty dances
thats the tactic ive noticed men employing
you can tell
they watch the ones that are pouting and not getting tipped on stage
and then they strike during a dirty thirty
the pervs never like the girls that are hustlers and are getting a buncha dances
they always target the loser subsistence strippers
i dont think theyre all druggies
but plenty of them are desperate and down on their luck type girls
i dunno
ithink a house payment is just as motivating as a drug habit but maybe thats just me
alot of the filfthiest dancers at my club arent dope fiends
theyre girls with websites, businesses, or houses and car payments and student loans to keep up with
the druggies are just lame and go back and forth to their cars (when they have them) to get high, look like shit most of the time and are quickly fired and so dont last long
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#325322 - 05/05/08 07:29 PM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yeah burg
really put alot of love and care into how
precisely
he degrades and celebrates sluts 
its a neat trick
not every perv can pull that off
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#325323 - 05/05/08 09:42 PM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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I give up 
Noooooo!!!!, don't pull the trigger Burg, you post alot of thought invoking threads 
I know you're just trying to be nice but seriously, he doesn't.
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#325324 - 05/06/08 03:01 AM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I give up
Noooooo!!!!, don't pull the trigger Burg, you post alot of thought invoking threads
I know you're just trying to be nice but seriously, he doesn't.
And there you have it folks, That's what IT said has spoken and once again told you all what's what about a specific subject, in this case myself.
I've pretty much ignored this totally miserable, negative, vacant, painfully boring, and excruciatingly caustic "Thing" of a poster despite the countless potshots and "Its" decision that IT doesnt like yours truly. Like I honestly give a fuck...the piss I take each morning when I get up is infinitely more interesting than IT or anything IT might have to say or think. And this makes IT mad.
Now for the really important point....WHO can tell me Who's alt-id "That's what IT said" is? Its obviously a pre-existing poster .....come one, who is it?????
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#325325 - 05/06/08 03:08 AM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I ain't me, Burg, but I agree with what she says here Quote:
the pervs never like the girls that are hustlers and are getting a buncha dances
they always target the loser subsistence strippers
i dont think theyre all druggies
but plenty of them are desperate and down on their luck type girls
i dunno
ithink a house payment is just as motivating as a drug habit but maybe thats just me
alot of the filfthiest dancers at my club arent dope fiends
theyre girls with websites, businesses, or houses and car payments and student loans to keep up with
the druggies are just lame and go back and forth to their cars (when they have them) to get high, look like shit most of the time and are quickly fired and so dont last long
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#325326 - 05/06/08 03:31 AM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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first, i immediately feel sex work isn't degrading when i read a post that comically-challenged in most every measurable capacity adults in the 21st century need or benefit from. dumb whores keep on hooking and complaining, i'm sorry if you had fewer opportunities than some to not list your womb as the primary household-earner on your taxes, but by now you're too stupid to be corrected.
second, burg is the most unreliable person ever because i'v e freed up lunch and made sure i took the wife's lexus egg-thing to facilitate his chair and invariably find out the date he was scheduled to visit greater boston really meant i would get a call from vegas where he'd had to rush to a series of 'business meetings". THERE ARE NO BUSINESS MEETINGS ON WEEKEND NIGHTS IN VEGAS SO SAY YOU'RE FUCKING A UKRANIAN WITH NICE LEGS INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE WORK CARD AND PATRONIZING ME. i was in copley with my wife trying to explain why i was talking to someone about hookers and scheduled medications for 10 minutes who was retired and nodding out in his wheelchair in vegas. i had to show her burgposts to convince her i wasn't losing it and she was pretty amused and wants to come to whatever you plan to flake on in the future.
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#325327 - 05/06/08 07:21 AM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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I ain't me, Burg, but I agree with what she says here
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the pervs never like the girls that are hustlers and are getting a buncha dances
they always target the loser subsistence strippers
i dont think theyre all druggies
but plenty of them are desperate and down on their luck type girls
i dunno
ithink a house payment is just as motivating as a drug habit but maybe thats just me
alot of the filfthiest dancers at my club arent dope fiends
theyre girls with websites, businesses, or houses and car payments and student loans to keep up with
the druggies are just lame and go back and forth to their cars (when they have them) to get high, look like shit most of the time and are quickly fired and so dont last long
see?
and she danced too so she knows
my point is just that the druggies have a pretty high turnover rate and arent reliable about their schedules
the girls that are reliable dirty dancers are like businesswomen about it
they book appointments for their regulars to come on their free day
they have a tracphone just for work customers
they will not hit you over the head with their stripperpurses while your pants are down and scream that you tried to touch them because youve given them the money already and thats all they need for a hit
they wont get you kicked out of the club
and they wont barf on you
doper girls only see short term, serious girls are saving, paying off debt, starting businesses, buying houses and cars
and since theyre bills are so much higher than say the dope fiend living in the twenty dollar a night motel and surviving on crack and peppermint schnapps
you might actually get consistently dirty dances reliably from one of them rather than the dope fiend girl
just my observation
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#325330 - 05/06/08 11:54 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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#325331 - 05/06/08 01:52 PM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Pretty typed: Quote:
...living in the twenty dollar a night motel and surviving on crack and peppermint schnapps
This is a beauty! Especially the 'peppermint schnapps'..
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#325333 - 05/07/08 12:28 AM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I have so much to say now....hang on, I need to eat something.
Ok back, first off, I am able to get along with, and have a great time with any TYPE of stripper / whore in the clubs. The serious business whores, the drug addled whores, the insecure whores, the snotty bitchy whores, etc. WHY? I have no idea, it is a gift I was born with.....kinda like Dr Doolittle talking with the animals, I just communicate and get along with whores on a level most men cant fathom. This is not a source of pride....well, wait, yeah it is....it has its own benefits, mainly it keeps my crippled ass entertained. I have been honest with dudes like Willie, Bornyo and my brother Jamesn as to what I am all about being immersed in whores....being physically fucked up, the Darwinian instinct that most females feel towards males as potential providers and protectors leaves me at a disadvantage initially, plus having really cool surgical scars on my legs and back means whores must love me for my mind....however, i am an enigma, existing in both the crippled and non-crippled realms. When the whores get up close and personal with me, they actually see that Da burglar has his own distinct set of advantages, and Gigi says I am above average in cuteness. Is the picture coming in clear now?
All women are whores to some extent, even Holly Randall (the goldilocks-standard of whores....Holly is the nicest, most erotic, least skanky type of whore with her own crop of vegetables.) Gia is a whore who can do many things....even Pretty is the kinda whore that wants to be the best whore she can be. Gigi and Ceara and the whores next door you just cant get enough of....
But Burg is going to hell for all the things he has done with and To whores since he first paid for the company of a woman during his College days at H, where he tried to imitate Curtis Armstrong from Risky Business and tell the whore that because he went to harvard, he didnt have to pay.....yeah right. I paid, but I learned that because i have many redeeming qualities, whores were actually willing to cut me slack, spend more time (in some cases LOTS of time) for free or cheaply, and I learned how to be GENEROUS with whores in a non-creepy way....there is a certain level of generaosity that creeps whores out. Avoid it.
But if you were a crippled wreck who managed to become successful, you'd invest in whores too.
James has shown himself to be, if you can believe it, a considerate and thoughtfully unselfish young man....I was touched by his actually thinking of clearing enough space to make room for my crippled sled in his Lexus. I am going to make it up to him for semi-flaking so many times....JAMES, I am coming down to LIVE with you and the wife during the latter part of June. Say like a week? Is that long enough? You can put me up anywhere in your house....I am having my Massachusetts Castle totally refurnished, painted, etc. I need a place to crash in june for about a week...well not really but its a nice excuse...MY connecticut pad is too close to the river and the summer party goers in their boats. Hey james, what say you to me flying Holly out for that week too and you and the wife letting HER live with you someplace....I can get a room at the Charles Hotel in harvard Square....HELLO awesome minibar. Maybe Gia will come to and she can supervise my Castle's makeover, and then the 5 of us (You, your wife, Holly, Gia and me) can ACTUALLY check out the strip clubs in Providence, and then Hit Foxwoods and harass the Whores/Escorts who stake out the Indian casino. I bet if Holly sat at the bar in the casino she would pull offers of 3 or 4 times the rate your typical Pequot Indian whore pulls. Pokahooker Holly is NOT.....
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#325334 - 05/07/08 12:43 AM
Re: Burg's Up to date Strip Club advice
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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strippers like money and theyll like you as long as youre giving them money
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#325337 - 05/07/08 07:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Get that surgery re-scheduled Burg?
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#325340 - 05/15/08 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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burg-be well. find me in june, I don't know that I've got any trip longer than 36 hours scheduled that month Quote:
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Get that surgery re-scheduled Burg?
B! I am touched, you remembered and actually seem concerned. Well as a matter of fact I am NOW scheduled for May 13 to have the stainless steel ROD in my right femur removed (or at the very least, CLIPPED with a bolt cutter.....I have a female orthopedic surgeon who is quite Unattractive, not some one I would want to BLACKMAIL with a threat of lawsuit if she fucks it up....
I am also scheduled again for more Kidney surgery (having that SHOCK WAVE therapy to blast some stones apart....) I wish I didnt KNOW Ceara Lunch as a friend/person....I wish Ceral Lunch was just a sex object to me, and that IMAGE of her in her Nurse Uniform would fit into my fantasy of her taking care of me and SUCKING the kidney stones right out of me....but I think it is against the Law to commit Oral Sodomy with your little sister in Most states isnt it???
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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