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#325196 - 05/04/08 08:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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that soulja boy song and all the people that dance to it. it's like the ghetto version of the electric slide. even the mexicans and the macarena are laughing at that shit.
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#325197 - 05/04/08 08:45 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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if you live near mexicans reggaeton is pretty fucking awful
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#325199 - 05/05/08 08:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Possibly the worst five hours of my life were when my next door neighbors bought a new home stereo and shook it down by playing UB 40's Red Red Wine at maximum volume for five straight hours.
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#325201 - 05/05/08 11:02 AM
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Born to be Alive, by some whining '70s faggot.
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#325205 - 05/05/08 07:56 PM
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Nah. I think she was just tired of being Nashua's token Hispanic.
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#325209 - 05/05/08 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Hahaha! "American Pie" was the song DaBurglar used to kick off the Greatest Song thread. Click!! The only thing that bothers me about that song is Madonna's cover version. 
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#325210 - 05/05/08 08:56 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
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Red Red Wine by UB40. Whenever I hear it, I want to wreak havoc and commit random acts of violence.
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#325212 - 05/05/08 09:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Honkytonk Dadonkadonk
Unskinny Bop
Ragdoll
any raggaeton shit
Hey Bebe
Crazy In Love
Injected With a Poison
Cry Little Sister
Jumping Jack Flash
Mysterious Ways
Your Body's a Wonderland
Santa Baby
Fergalicious
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#325213 - 05/05/08 10:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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I actually saw a girl strip to this douche-chills inducing number at a titty bar I frequent. http://youtube.com/watch?v=wVyggTKDcOEJames Blunt is so fucking cheesy and juvenile. I told the bartender that I would leave permanently if this gay-assed song ever got played there again.
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#325214 - 05/05/08 10:21 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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#325216 - 05/05/08 10:29 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Quote:
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Don't you ever, EVER, sully the reputation of Gordon Lightfoot, motherfucker...
Thanks, best laugh I've had around here in forever. 
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#325218 - 05/05/08 11:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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if you live near mexicans reggaeton is pretty fucking awful
tell that to me, i live in the land where the reggaeton was invented
   
I hate fucking reggaeton
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#325219 - 05/06/08 03:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i hate the beatles, radiohead, coldplay, and queen with a fucking passion.
and ANYONE who plays the piano other than axl rose because it's the faggiest and worst instrument invented.
the only person who sucks more than a "singer-songwriter" with an acoustic guitar they pull out every chance they get is that fag who is compelled to show that he can play the piano in any room he walks into with one in it.
billy joel is further evidence we should burn every piano on the planet and sledgehammer their more evil-cousin that hapened to appear along with aids and fags-the electric keyboard.
die if you own one and it brings you joy to share your joy of music with the world.
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#325222 - 05/06/08 12:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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the only person who sucks more than a "singer-songwriter" with an acoustic guitar they pull out every chance they get is that fag who is compelled to show that he can play the piano in any room he walks into with one in it.
yes! my brother does that, it always made me want to cut him.
creed's 'with arms wide open' comes on, i'm likely to commit a felony. and anything by fucking nickelback.
must confess that i like coldplay, but i have a vagina so i kind of get a pass. i shouldn't have admitted it, though.
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#325225 - 05/06/08 01:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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Any Rap song. They all remind me of some 60's hippy fuck sitting in a coffee house reciting bad poetry to the beat of bongo drums.
It wasn't original then (troubadours recited rhyme to rhythmic music in the 1400s), and it's not original now. Especially since most just rip off (sorry, sample) the music of others.
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#325226 - 05/06/08 02:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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we should burn every piano on the planet and sledgehammer their more evil-cousin that hapened to appear along with aids and fags-the electric keyboard.
...and the "key-tar" 
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#325227 - 05/06/08 03:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I fucking hate any Pearl Jam song. That guy always sounds like he has a Dorrito stuck in his throat. Also hate Red Hot Chili Peppers, old crap like Foreigner or Boston and anytime those old ass milfs dance to the Lost Boys soundtrack or The Cult.
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#325228 - 05/06/08 04:38 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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all the wyclef songs about strippers
sick of those too
theres like at least three of them
but they all sound the same
and they all suck ass
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#325229 - 05/06/08 05:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Anything by Bad Company. Especially Rockn'roll Fantasy and Feel Like Makin' Love. Another lump of cringe-inducing shit. Seriously actually LISTEN to the lyrics. http://youtube.com/watch?v=XW15O-JXs5Egood god... http://youtube.com/watch?v=xSoEP1NVmPMHe rhymes 'love' with 'love'. Fucking genius...
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#325230 - 05/06/08 05:15 PM
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Anonymous
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Boston. Every goddamn song sounds the same.
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#325232 - 05/07/08 05:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Anything by the REO Journeywagon.
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#325234 - 05/07/08 02:31 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Sweet Home Alabama
Freebird
Go to any bar, or someplace with a jukebox, in my area, stay at least 1 hour, and you will hear either of these two songs at least twice before you leave. If you are a cover band and hit the bars in this area and don't play either of these two songs, you will be harassed until you do.
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#325236 - 05/07/08 05:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The only viable criticism anyone can ever raise to Sweet Home Alabama is all the limp bastardization versions, i.e. Kid Rock and others, it has spawned. I can understand Free Bird almost any guitar solo that goes on for over five minutes can have undesired side effects.
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#325237 - 05/07/08 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I hate crap thats supposed to instigate communal dancing like Maracrena or anything that calls everyone to the dance floor. Infact, any song where the DJ has to tell you to do something I hate. Other songs I loath are She Drives me Crazy by FYC, anything by Neil Diamond, Rhianna's Umbrella, this stupid song and almost anything by Mariah Carey (I'd probably say everything but I don't know everything she's done).
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#325240 - 05/07/08 11:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Add Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, Moron 5, John Meyer and any of those other  to the list. I also hate sound effects music like Psychic TV, The Residents, and Chris and Cosey.
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#325241 - 05/08/08 05:53 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Freebird? Are you serious? It's overplayed, but it's a fucking good song. How about the ending of Devil's Rejects...Freebird made that scene.
...and I gotta admit, Journey is a guilty pleasure.
My vote goes to anything by Smashmouth. I abhor them, completely and utterly. There's nothing good about what they do.
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#325242 - 05/08/08 06:15 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 194
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Philadelphia Freedom -- Elton John Waterloo --Abba anything by Rush any of the Gene Simmons solo albums (you get bonus points if you have a wallpaper of Neil Sedaka in your cellphone used as a screensaver; double bonus points if you use any of the above songs as ringtones and tend to talk loudly for an hour in the produce section of your local grocery store. ) 
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