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#325041 - 05/03/08 08:22 PM Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Petr Listerman is Russian #1 pimp. Russian oligrachs and other wealthy men use his services to bang young hotties. His rates are the following: $10,000 for a date. $20,000 for extra, if the girl liked you back. $50,000 for extra, if there is a serious fling. For top-grade models the prices double.
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#325042 - 05/04/08 07:25 AM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Attachments 311114-lister.jpg (4 downloads)
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#325043 - 05/04/08 07:30 AM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Attachments 311116-wgirls.jpg (2 downloads)
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#325044 - 05/04/08 08:05 AM Re: Petr Listerman
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I like the two on the left of the first row. But, I wouldn't pay 10k. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#325045 - 05/04/08 01:09 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: I like the two on the left of the first row. But, I wouldn't pay 10k. I like the 2nd one from the left in the front row. Enemas, assplay, ass fisting and buttfuck would be GREAT!!! for her!!!
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#325046 - 05/04/08 03:13 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Attachments 311224-callouts.jpg (3 downloads)
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#325047 - 05/04/08 04:06 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Is she going to like her lotion? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#325048 - 05/04/08 04:24 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Is she going to like her lotion? Who? And what lotion?
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#325049 - 05/04/08 06:52 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Isn't that a "Silence of Lambs" reference? I foresee a Panzer-diagram of these young ladies being led down a gently-sloping plexiglass tube for Fatman's enjoyment... It will also be a Hanes commercial... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#325050 - 05/04/08 07:04 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Isn't that a "Silence of Lambs" reference? I foresee a Panzer-diagram of these young ladies being led down a gently-sloping plexiglass tube for Fatman's enjoyment... It will also be a Hanes commercial... You think her asshole is clean or is it full of turd?
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#325051 - 05/04/08 08:09 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Those young girls poop in discrete envelopes that they mail to "subcribers" (such as yourself) for $10 a bowel-movement. Their college is paid through your hapless need for young poop! _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#325052 - 05/04/08 08:49 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Those young girls poop in discrete envelopes that they mail to "subcribers" (such as yourself) for $10 a bowel-movement. Their college is paid through your hapless need for young poop! Nah! Theres an EFRO site where you can buy a turd pill from your favorite girl for like $25.00. She poops a turd and then packs it into gel caps so you can open up the gel sniff the poop while wanking to the photos of that girl.
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#325053 - 05/04/08 08:50 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	That's the one: Attachments 311351-welcomejoypic.jpg (4 downloads)
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#325054 - 05/04/08 09:05 PM Re: Petr Listerman
ranathan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/02/07 Posts: 705	okay whos elaborate gimmick is alex panzer this has seriously gone on long enough
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#325055 - 05/04/08 09:15 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: okay whos elaborate gimmick is alex panzer this has seriously gone on long enough Dude! It's a serious business: Attachments 311358-euro.jpg (2 downloads)
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#325056 - 05/05/08 06:45 AM Re: Petr Listerman
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Isn't that a "Silence of Lambs" reference? "It rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told." _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#325057 - 05/05/08 04:02 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Isn't that a "Silence of Lambs" reference? "It rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told." That's the Log Cabin. The entrance to the basement is just below the fireplace.
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#325058 - 05/05/08 07:51 PM Re: Petr Listerman
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: That's the Log Cabin. I'm guessing the name has nothing to do with the materials used to build the cabin, but more likely relates to what happens inside, hey Abe. Anybody remember the animated "Log" ads during ren and stimpy? That damn song would get stuck in my head for hours. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#325059 - 05/05/08 08:58 PM Re: Petr Listerman
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: That's the Log Cabin. I'm guessing the name has nothing to do with the materials used to build the cabin, but more likely relates to what happens inside, hey Abe. Anybody remember the animated "Log" ads during ren and stimpy? That damn song would get stuck in my head for hours. "It's big. It's heavy. It's wood!" Don't CLICK unless you want to be haunted by that jingle! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#325060 - 05/06/08 10:33 AM Re: Petr Listerman
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5096 Loc:	Quote: That's the one: that anal potrusion is a photoshop appendage, right? _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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