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#325041 - 05/03/08 08:22 PM Petr Listerman
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Petr Listerman is Russian #1 pimp. Russian oligrachs and other wealthy men use his services to bang young hotties.

His rates are the following:

$10,000 for a date.
$20,000 for extra, if the girl liked you back.
$50,000 for extra, if there is a serious fling.
For top-grade models the prices double.

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#325042 - 05/04/08 07:25 AM Re: Petr Listerman
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#325043 - 05/04/08 07:30 AM Re: Petr Listerman
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#325044 - 05/04/08 08:05 AM Re: Petr Listerman
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I like the two on the left of the first row.

But, I wouldn't pay 10k.

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#325045 - 05/04/08 01:09 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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I like the two on the left of the first row.

But, I wouldn't pay 10k.






I like the 2nd one from the left in the front row. Enemas, assplay, ass fisting and buttfuck would be GREAT!!! for her!!!

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#325046 - 05/04/08 03:13 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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#325047 - 05/04/08 04:06 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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Is she going to like her lotion?
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#325048 - 05/04/08 04:24 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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Is she going to like her lotion?




Who? And what lotion?

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#325049 - 05/04/08 06:52 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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Isn't that a "Silence of Lambs" reference?

I foresee a Panzer-diagram of these young ladies being led down a gently-sloping plexiglass tube for Fatman's enjoyment...

It will also be a Hanes commercial...

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#325050 - 05/04/08 07:04 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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Isn't that a "Silence of Lambs" reference?

I foresee a Panzer-diagram of these young ladies being led down a gently-sloping plexiglass tube for Fatman's enjoyment...

It will also be a Hanes commercial...





You think her asshole is clean or is it full of turd?

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#325051 - 05/04/08 08:09 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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Those young girls poop in discrete envelopes that they mail to "subcribers" (such as yourself) for $10 a bowel-movement.

Their college is paid through your hapless need for young poop!

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#325052 - 05/04/08 08:49 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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Those young girls poop in discrete envelopes that they mail to "subcribers" (such as yourself) for $10 a bowel-movement.

Their college is paid through your hapless need for young poop!





Nah! Theres an EFRO site where you can buy a turd pill from your favorite girl for like $25.00. She poops a turd and then packs it into gel caps so you can open up the gel sniff the poop while wanking to the photos of that girl.

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#325053 - 05/04/08 08:50 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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That's the one:



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#325054 - 05/04/08 09:05 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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okay whos elaborate gimmick is alex panzer this has seriously gone on long enough

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#325055 - 05/04/08 09:15 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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okay whos elaborate gimmick is alex panzer this has seriously gone on long enough



Dude! It's a serious business:





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#325056 - 05/05/08 06:45 AM Re: Petr Listerman
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Isn't that a "Silence of Lambs" reference?






"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told."
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#325057 - 05/05/08 04:02 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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Quote:

Quote:

Isn't that a "Silence of Lambs" reference?






"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told."



That's the Log Cabin. The entrance to the basement is just below the fireplace.

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#325058 - 05/05/08 07:51 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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That's the Log Cabin.




I'm guessing the name has nothing to do with the materials used to build the cabin, but more likely relates to what happens inside, hey Abe.

Anybody remember the animated "Log" ads during ren and stimpy? That damn song would get stuck in my head for hours.
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#325059 - 05/05/08 08:58 PM Re: Petr Listerman
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Quote:


That's the Log Cabin.




I'm guessing the name has nothing to do with the materials used to build the cabin, but more likely relates to what happens inside, hey Abe.

Anybody remember the animated "Log" ads during ren and stimpy? That damn song would get stuck in my head for hours.






"It's big. It's heavy. It's wood!"

Don't CLICK unless you want to be haunted by that jingle!
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#325060 - 05/06/08 10:33 AM Re: Petr Listerman
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That's the one:






that anal potrusion is a photoshop appendage, right?
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