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Those young girls poop in discrete envelopes that they mail to "subcribers" (such as yourself) for $10 a bowel-movement.

Their college is paid through your hapless need for young poop!




Nah! Theres an EFRO site where you can buy a turd pill from your favorite girl for like $25.00. She poops a turd and then packs it into gel caps so you can open up the gel sniff the poop while wanking to the photos of that girl.