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I have cracked the code to skeeter's success. Its a three step process. I will now break it down and included a picture for those unable to understand what i mean

Step 1: have you face lifted so tight that even your alien looking wife (bridgette) refers to you as the freak of the family

Step 2: Wear homosexual bandanas that are usually only reserved for latinos to wear in gay pride parades.

and the most IMPORTANT step

Step 3: Has to be the homosexual posture (pictured below in all its glory), now to get a posture like this can't and won't happen in a day but here is how the man did it himself. Get busted doing something really stupid that will get you locked up for no less then 5 years, then your first day in offer your ass to any and everybody, once you have been had by every inmate and your ass is 4 times the size it was before you went in you will have no problem having the posture that has made skeeter the success he is today.





You are fucking moron. I have lurked here for a long time and see nothing but shit and come out of your mouth.
Skeeter is a hell of a nice guy and took time out to be nice to people (even when really busy) that he didnt know and were 'nobodies' essentially.
Go with Sammura. Have a super day!