This won’t take long, because this has got to be the worst porn flick to come down the pike since Neu Wave Hookers. Somebody needs to keep that arrogant ego monster Dave Navarro away from the adult industry and I’ve always hated Jane’s Addiction as well, but that has nothing to do with the way I feel about this piece of crapola porn... Sorry pal, you can’t just waltz in to this bizz knowing nada about porn and think you got what it takes to direct. Whorrendous lighting, awful angles, and unstrokeworthy sex, not to mention that dirtbag Evan Seinfeld getting laid. Here’s another guy from a shitty band who needs to get lost… What? Fucking Tera Patrick ain’t enough for you pal? I remember seing Biohazard back in the day and the lead singer was sieg heilin' and yellin' shit about “niggers” and this douchebag has a star of david tattoo on his stomach. Talk about hypocricy. Plus, Sasha Grey is so over-rated it’s riduculous & this performance is unerotic at best, but it’s not necessarily her fault. Avoid this flick like herpes.[Teravision]

I just to this review. Stick the Tera Patrick/Evan Seinfeld family in a tree chipper.

Here's Tera now with a fucking ugly ass tattoo sleeve on her arm.

Thank you! This is clearly a movie I can do without. I appreciate the lack of pics as well: no need to disgust other people with the likes of Seinfeld and/or Sasha Grey.

I'm sorry you had to watch the whole flick