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#324913 - 05/03/08 02:06 PM
I am not Powder
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Powder has threatened me with legal action for impersonating him. However, I have repeatedly said I am not Powder. Although strikingly handsome, and a true gentleman, I have never claimed to be him. Please cease referring to me as him. It is just a rumor that Gia "fat ass, ugly Iraqi" Jordan made up.
I am not willing to be sued by Powder for something I have not done and I am certain he is not a drug dealer. His commentary and presence is always welcome on the radio or at adult functions.
Darth
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#324916 - 05/03/08 02:21 PM
Re: I am not Powder
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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How about a picture of yourself using a Donny Long mask showing,
1. "XPT Rules" placard behind you,
2. your natural hairline, so we can verify it's not Powder,
3. "I love Gia" t-shirt.
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#324917 - 05/03/08 03:30 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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#324919 - 05/03/08 05:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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if he's not powder, he's certainly one of ksex's 8 paying members.
remember kids, star wars fans like darth get less pussy than amputees-newton proposed it and it's yet to be falsified. if it wasn't for the internet, he'd leave work in the filing room in a short-sleeved dress shirt and watch the sci-fi channel from 5pm until nerd-bedtime.
darth, ever make any team in high school? swimming and freshmen scccer count because of the dork handicap. i bet if i threw a baseball or football at you from 30 feet designed to be catchable, it'd be utter comedy and an instant youtube sensation. nerds catching balls has unfading and universal appeal.
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#324920 - 05/03/08 06:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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swimming and freshmen scccer count because of the dork handicap.
Hey, wait a minute, I was on the swim team. So was Gary Hall Jr.. Ask me about the time we took him to Scottsdale Memorial to get his stomach pumped. Or when Bob Goldwater showed up a week before graduation drunk and pissed on his counselor's desk. Or when Jon Kyl vomited in my back yard. Or... 
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#324921 - 05/03/08 06:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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yeah, but you played puck. plus, swimming's bigger in ca and az, it's a joke here.
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#324922 - 05/03/08 07:17 PM
Re: I am not Powder
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Powder has threatened me with legal action for impersonating him. However, I have repeatedly said I am not Powder. Although strikingly handsome, and a true gentleman, I have never claimed to be him. Please cease referring to me as him. It is just a rumor that Gia "fat ass, ugly Iraqi" Jordan made up.
I am not willing to be sued by Powder for something I have not done and I am certain he is not a drug dealer. His commentary and presence is always welcome on the radio or at adult functions.
Darth
Gia is not Iraqui, she is from Israel
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#324925 - 05/03/08 09:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Gia is not Iraqui, she is from Israel
Nope, and I've never even been to Isreal. Only non-Jews think I'm Jewish. Chico Wang used to always ask me if I was Jewish and one day I just said, "Ok, fine. I'm Jewish." My best friend is Jewish and laughs his ass off every time someone says I am.
lol!! i know is just kidding  i know you are paki german english from "miami florida"
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#324927 - 05/04/08 08:22 AM
Re: I am not Powder
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
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I am not Powder.
I am not a pervert.
I am an American.
Darth
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#324928 - 05/04/08 10:03 AM
Re: I am not Powder
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Well you were warned. This is not a joke. This is very serious.
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#324929 - 05/04/08 10:23 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 88
Loc: Depends on mood.
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Well you were warned. This is not a joke. This is very serious.
Darth Algar, you are an idiot.
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#324931 - 05/04/08 11:58 AM
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I am not a Powder...
I thought you were This Guy.
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#324935 - 05/04/08 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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well, duh. now darth is going to say he's powder just to collect the dough.
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#324936 - 05/04/08 07:24 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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If Powder really wants to sue Darth for the board calling Darth Powder, then maybe we all should start saying that Darth has a nasty case of genital warts, too.
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#324937 - 05/04/08 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Darth has a nasty case of irrelevance...is it contagious, and does it congeal/bubble in proximity to the taint?
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#324939 - 05/04/08 09:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
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Darth has a nasty case of irrelevance...is it contagious, and does it congeal/bubble in proximity to the taint?/quote]
How is Darth irrelevant? Darth is a porn insider and has proven so time and time again.
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#324941 - 05/05/08 08:46 AM
Re: I am not Powder
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Anonymous
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PowDarth, you don't have $10,000 to pay to yourself or anyone else. Where ya gonna get that kind of money? Wankus? I think not.
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#324943 - 05/06/08 05:25 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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#324946 - 05/06/08 06:38 PM
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Can't complain, sir. Rock on, Sister Fister. Wickity Wickity WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.
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#324947 - 05/07/08 02:02 AM
Re: I am not Powder
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Darth, if you want to prove that you are NOT Powder, then go on Powder's radio show on teh internetz.
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#324948 - 05/07/08 05:17 AM
Re: I am not Powder
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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He could walk into a mall parking lot, douse himself in gasoline, and set himself ablaze. That would definitely make the news then we could see if Powder is still alive.
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#324954 - 05/11/08 09:42 AM
Re: I am not Powder
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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...Plus there's that whole Indiana Jones/bad boy British Officer in the Kyber pass fantasy...
Hope that does not include the male on male shenanigans that take place behind closed doors at places like Eton, Sandhurst, etc ! Buggery, Thine Name is Public School.
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Just can't believe this asshole herp face is acting like a whinney little bitch...he is barely a step up from the tranimal...How is it going with you...still rocking out 
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