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swimming and freshmen scccer count because of the dork handicap.

Hey, wait a minute, I was on the swim team. So was Gary Hall Jr.. Ask me about the time we took him to Scottsdale Memorial to get his stomach pumped. Or when Bob Goldwater showed up a week before graduation drunk and pissed on his counselor's desk. Or when Jon Kyl vomited in my back yard. Or...