if he's not powder, he's certainly one of ksex's 8 paying members.

remember kids, star wars fans like darth get less pussy than amputees-newton proposed it and it's yet to be falsified. if it wasn't for the internet, he'd leave work in the filing room in a short-sleeved dress shirt and watch the sci-fi channel from 5pm until nerd-bedtime.

darth, ever make any team in high school? swimming and freshmen scccer count because of the dork handicap. i bet if i threw a baseball or football at you from 30 feet designed to be catchable, it'd be utter comedy and an instant youtube sensation. nerds catching balls has unfading and universal appeal.