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#32487 - 06/17/04 03:32 PM The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I have cracked the code to skeeter's success. Its a three step process. I will now break it down and included a picture for those unable to understand what i mean Step 1: have you face lifted so tight that even your alien looking wife (bridgette) refers to you as the freak of the family Step 2: Wear homosexual bandanas that are usually only reserved for latinos to wear in gay pride parades. and the most IMPORTANT step Step 3: Has to be the homosexual posture (pictured below in all its glory), now to get a posture like this can't and won't happen in a day but here is how the man did it himself. Get busted doing something really stupid that will get you locked up for no less then 5 years, then your first day in offer your ass to any and everybody, once you have been had by every inmate and your ass is 4 times the size it was before you went in you will have no problem having the posture that has made skeeter the success he is today. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32488 - 06/17/04 03:57 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
sportswami Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/04/04 Posts: 406 Loc: Boston, MA	I think Monkey is jealous that he couldn't be next to Skeeter in that tight leather suit. (Knowing that the Monkey is a flaming fairy, Swami tosses him a pink Banana and tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine.)
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#32489 - 06/17/04 05:36 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	WOW, just got an email from skeeter. I can't even believe that he reads here and remembers me from before, the stalker kept my email address. Although im not jrv and i don't post people's private messages to me, it was a tirade of insults and he wanted to make sure that i said he didn't take it in the ass while he was in priosn. Thats what he says but its not what i and many others think and in some cases know. Skeeter, you read here if you have a problem with this then post it here. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32490 - 06/17/04 06:36 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	hey skummy, Skeeter makes some damn good porn. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#32491 - 06/17/04 06:39 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: hey skummy, Skeeter makes some damn good porn. Its all because of the three things above, mainly his posture. I never said he makes bad porn did i. In fact if anything i said he was a success, i said rob black makes horrific porn not skeeter even though its not really my thing. Being the queen of porn (jj) i think i know a little bit about who's good and bad in the biz sweetheart. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32492 - 06/17/04 06:42 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	actually, skeeter's porn is def, sucka _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#32493 - 06/17/04 06:44 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: actually, skeeter's porn is def, sucka LOL. This is so stupid i don't even know what to say and i am not only the queen of porn but also the king of stupidity. (check out my site, clubjenna.com) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32494 - 06/17/04 06:51 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
sportswami Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/04/04 Posts: 406 Loc: Boston, MA	As much as I would love to have Skeeter's wife (Bridgette is a beautiful, sweet, and lovely woman) I gotta give him credit... the man makes money with his movies... despite what the filthy lying primate says (next he will say that he is really Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter fame)
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#32495 - 06/17/04 09:10 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
mallocup Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/31/04 Posts: 764	Richard Grico is nice, but i'll take a piece of Chico over Grico everyday of the weeko. lol _________________________ Cassie_Florida Offline ADT regular Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 1 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#32496 - 06/18/04 07:06 AM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Quote: i am not only the queen of porn but also the king of stupidity. (check out my site, clubjenna.com) you can say that again _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#32497 - 06/18/04 07:49 AM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: I gotta give him credit... the man makes money with his movies... despite what the filthy lying primate says ) Oh god here we go again.Why do you insist on commenting on things you know nothing about?Get this thru your thick skull you dumb asshole.You are not part of our industry nor will you ever be.Stick to topics you are familiar with like how much cheese is put on a Big Mac or who much Ajax is needed to properly clean a tolit.There is nothing wrong with being a loser bub,so embrace it and stop acting like you know about porn. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#32498 - 06/18/04 07:55 AM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
sportswami Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/04/04 Posts: 406 Loc: Boston, MA	Is it just me or does Jeff and JM seem to be the secret gay loverrs of the Smelly Monkey? hmmmm.... and btw... I don't claim to know all about your industry... but i do know that BK MAX gets a lot of hits and advertising... and he does make money off his movies... this is porn, not football (which btw I know alot about... and I do not know about AJAX)
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#32499 - 06/18/04 01:14 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Is it just me or does Jeff and JM seem to be the secret gay loverrs of the Smelly Monkey? I hate to sound like swami here, but isn't jeff the person and jm the company. Once again if im wrong blame it on the boogie. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32500 - 06/18/04 03:27 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
MeanieMe Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 06/18/04 Posts: 25	Quote: I have cracked the code to skeeter's success. Its a three step process. I will now break it down and included a picture for those unable to understand what i mean Step 1: have you face lifted so tight that even your alien looking wife (bridgette) refers to you as the freak of the family Step 2: Wear homosexual bandanas that are usually only reserved for latinos to wear in gay pride parades. and the most IMPORTANT step Step 3: Has to be the homosexual posture (pictured below in all its glory), now to get a posture like this can't and won't happen in a day but here is how the man did it himself. Get busted doing something really stupid that will get you locked up for no less then 5 years, then your first day in offer your ass to any and everybody, once you have been had by every inmate and your ass is 4 times the size it was before you went in you will have no problem having the posture that has made skeeter the success he is today. You are fucking moron. I have lurked here for a long time and see nothing but shit and come out of your mouth. Skeeter is a hell of a nice guy and took time out to be nice to people (even when really busy) that he didnt know and were 'nobodies' essentially. Go with Sammura. Have a super day!
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#32501 - 06/18/04 04:23 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: You are fucking moron. I have lurked here for a long time and see nothing but shit and come out of your mouth. Skeeter is a hell of a nice guy and took time out to be nice to people (even when really busy) that he didnt know and were 'nobodies' essentially. Go with Sammura. Have a super day! Hi Skeeter!. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32502 - 06/18/04 04:41 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	hehe I wouldn't fuck with skeeter
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#32503 - 06/18/04 06:16 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
MeanieMe Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 06/18/04 Posts: 25	Quote: Quote: You are fucking moron. I have lurked here for a long time and see nothing but shit and come out of your mouth. Skeeter is a hell of a nice guy and took time out to be nice to people (even when really busy) that he didnt know and were 'nobodies' essentially. Go with Sammura. Have a super day! Hi Skeeter!. Im not Skeeter. Nice guess coming from a Grade 'A' SCUMFUCK. Go with your honey Sammura.
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#32504 - 06/18/04 06:20 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Im not Skeeter. Nice guess coming from a Grade 'A' SCUMFUCK. Go with your honey Sammura. Skeeter i can recognize your insults from a mile away with chico's penis up my ass. As i said earlier in this thread i got an email from you where you said you read here but wanted me to retract what i said because you don't post here, then all of a sudden a guy (you) comes here and says i have been in the shadows listening to your crap and defends skeeter and sends the SAME insults as skeeter. 2 + 2 = 5 ask radio head. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32505 - 06/18/04 06:27 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
MeanieMe Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 06/18/04 Posts: 25	Quote: Quote: Im not Skeeter. Nice guess coming from a Grade 'A' SCUMFUCK. Go with your honey Sammura. Skeeter i can recognize your insults from a mile away with chico's penis up my ass. As i said earlier in this thread i got an email from you where you said you read here but wanted me to retract what i said because you don't post here, then all of a sudden a guy (you) comes here and says i have been in the shadows listening to your crap and defends skeeter and sends the SAME insults as skeeter. 2 + 2 = 5 ask radio head. Damn. I guess I'll go ram 150 chopsticks up Bridgette's dirt chute. Toodles. Bow to the almightly Scumfuck
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#32506 - 06/18/04 06:31 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Its fucking fayner. Fayner you knob why not post this crap under your handle, its not like you name has any crediablity to ruin. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32507 - 06/19/04 12:32 AM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	Skeeter seems like the coolest, friendliest dude. I'd love to have a beer with him some time. There's no reason to knock the dude.
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#32508 - 06/19/04 03:41 AM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Skeeter seems like the coolest, friendliest dude. I'd love to have a beer with him some time. There's no reason to knock the dude. Once again im not knocking him, im just outing him as a homosexual, homosexuals can be cool people to, take me for example. Or chico is another good example. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#32509 - 06/24/04 08:09 AM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Sabre Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 11/26/03 Posts: 44 Loc: Southern CA	He also happens to be one of a few directors that shoots women instead of pre-pubescent looking barely legals, and he's fun to work for. I like his porn but maybe I'm biased, I dig PVC and thigh high boots. I also think Bridgette is hot, hot, hot.... _________________________ Go fast, take chances, don't wear a helmet.
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#32510 - 05/24/06 03:12 AM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	Bump for Meghan's Law! _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#32511 - 05/21/08 11:56 AM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Bump, for all the recent skeeter talk.
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#32512 - 05/21/08 12:09 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Gigi just creamed her panties seeing this thread. _________________________
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#32513 - 05/21/08 12:30 PM Re: The secret to Skeeter Kerkavoes success
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	haha, like i wear panties _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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