Here's a cliff notes version of what has become graffiti written on a bathroom stall.

artwilliams wrote:

It has been six days since Fake Luke posted anything. Yawwwn.
Posted on 17-Apr-08 at 2:20 pm

jeremysteele wrote:

Welcome to talkamongstyourselves.com

(my posts are disappearing again. fuck!)

Posted on 17-Apr-08 at 11:59 pm

jeremysteele wrote:

What happened to fake Luke, did he die?

Posted on 20-Apr-08 at 5:44 am

The Colonel wrote:

I believe fake Luke had come to his senses and realized that everything is not for everybody, that he cannot live off a blog just because he bought it for dirt cheap from the real Luke. At least the real Luke was a journalist who knew how to write. Prorbably fake Luke is out there filling out employment applications at MacDonald’s and Wall Mart so that he can feed himself. That’s fine, man, life is a bitch, and it goes by anyway. You live, you die, and there’s nothing pretty about that.

Posted on 20-Apr-08 at 1:22 pm

sixamrush wrote:

This site sucks. whatever dickhead bought this site is probalby on a 2 week lon gcrack binge…

Posted on 21-Apr-08 at 8:11 pm

skronkboy wrote:

Is Luke dead? If he’s just gonna let his readers provide all the content why doesn’t he just pull the plug and get a life?

Posted on 22-Apr-08 at 6:45 pm

PSB wrote:

Maybe he’s having computer problems.

The Colonel wrote:

In regards to the discussion about hairy cunt vs. bald cunt, I personally don’t care. To me, a fuck hole is a fuck hole, rain or shine, always mine.

Posted on 22-Apr-08 at 8:05 pm

PSB wrote:

A fuck hole? My, aren’t you a charmer. You must get all the women chasing after you I bet.

[rolls eyes]
The Colonel wrote:

Danny Long is the skinny scumbag who emails producers with pictures of his nasty apartment, offering it as “the new shooting studio in the valley”. He’s a free loader who picks up desperate, naive chicks at sexyjobs.com, tells them to call themselves “Long”, and demand that they perform certain things suchs as cream pie with Danny Long only. He’s a piece of trash with a big mouth, a text book asshole.

Posted on 23-Apr-08 at 1:08 am

artwilliams wrote:

Day 12 - May be Fake Luke has fallen and he can’t get up?


BigLeeBail wrote:

I wrote the real Luke Ford this morning. Luke used to be a happy guy, polite and wrote nice thoughts. NOT anymore. I asked to consider taking back LIB, because the site is going tubes. He shot back that he has nothing to do with LIB, which we understand, but that wasn’t the point. Also that he writes a blog on Home Loans but does not write loans. He sounds like he’s Lost his Balls. jed wrote:

this is fucked, i want to punch luke ford in the face, he deserves a beating for this, but i just couldn’t do it anyway. I saw those photos of him at the dumping with holly, the man is a disgrace and he’s even more disgraceful for selling this site and letting it go to the dogs.

Posted on 23-Apr-08 at 5:00 pm

Moody Blue wrote:

I gotta say that maybe Porn Valley IS doomed after reading this, and all the other, blogs and sites. What the fuck ever happened to quality product and promotion? I have been around in this business since we used film, the hedgehog was still known at Mr.Hyatt, and no one had ever heard of gonzo or bukkake or triple anal penetration with sheep. I have never seen it this bad. The quality of product is simply shit, the quality of 95% of the talent is, at best, skanky as hell, and as an industry we have done much better at promoting all of our self serving bullshit awards show than promoting quality, sellable product. If Porn Valley is doomed, it is because we got so fucking lazy that we forgot that this is a BUSINESS that requires not just cocks, pussies and assholes, but also creativity, competence and hard work. Maybe we are doomed - and maybe, unless things change profoundly for the better, we deserve it. We doomed ourselves.

Posted on 25-Apr-08 at 8:51 pm

jeremysteele wrote:

Ralphs is having a sale on cantaloupes,
ass-wipes, 1/2 off.

Posted on 30-Apr-08 at 2:20 am

BigLeeBail wrote:

…Yeah and BUTT Plugs are Buy 1 get 1 Free over at Doc’s…uh huh~

Posted on 30-Apr-08 at 7:12 am

sixamrush wrote:

I guess that it’s just the 4 of us left…

My offer is now $50 for the site. Fake Luke, you suck…

Posted on 30-Apr-08 at 11:49 am

BigBigLeeBail wrote:

……….T H E E N D……………..

Somebody Cut the Lights ~ Bye Y’all.

Posted on 01-May-08 at 9:20 pm