According to my sources, Burg was never the "Head Writer" for LIB. He did a guest spot a few years back when Luke went on vacation. And might have tendered a semi-serious offer when it was up for sale. But that's about it. Seriously, look at the writing style: First off, it's not nearly verbose enough. Second, there are ZERO references to Holly, Lamb Chops or tit-fucking.

But, more importantly, Burg is far more entertaining than that. All this douchebag talks about are dry, tangential issues and politics. And, from time to time, he whines about his declining Alexa ratings. Fake Luke has all the personality of a wet napkin.

Read through the last few months and ask yourself who that is. There's only one conclusion.