no, i've got real-life cormorant-issues to deal with right now. and the fucking neighbors hire TIBETIAN gardeners who leave like 30 bags of manure on their front yard. but it's ok , because they're from fucking TIBET-these people own a prius and a range rover sport and their kids are always flying across my driveway while i'm backing out on bikes.

so i hate cormorants with a frightening degree of passion, and i wish i did something useful that meant i'd own a truck or a bobcat and move the fucking zen-shit somewhere funny on their property. but i'm probably hitting and killing their kids sometime soon accidentally so i'm already calling this one a draw.