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Awesome! It does fit jamesn in every aspect.

Except for the capital letters. And no mention of AIDS.

I've seen jamesn on another forum. This could be him.....

It's certainly jamesnian. But I doubt it's the genuine article. Jamesn's best work reels the victims in slowly, saving the most over-the-top stuff for when they've already bitten. This guy, though funny as hell, goes straight for the son-sodomy.

Where's Conky?

no, i've got real-life cormorant-issues to deal with right now. and the fucking neighbors hire TIBETIAN gardeners who leave like 30 bags of manure on their front yard. but it's ok , because they're from fucking TIBET-these people own a prius and a range rover sport and their kids are always flying across my driveway while i'm backing out on bikes.

so i hate cormorants with a frightening degree of passion, and i wish i did something useful that meant i'd own a truck or a bobcat and move the fucking zen-shit somewhere funny on their property. but i'm probably hitting and killing their kids sometime soon accidentally so i'm already calling this one a draw.

fuck with the back-up camera on your wife's lexus egg so it malfunctions, kill the mini tibetans and sue lexus. it's the american way. and wtf is a cormorant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cormorant

thank you. and:

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the Great Cormorant is called the Black Shag in New Zealand

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that reminds me, tritone came to the chat last night

haven't touched a hallucinogen since soph year of college when i figured a half-dozen geltabs and driving to six flags would pretty much be impossible to live up to in terms of sheer gluttony of stimuli, so that was my last blast with them and the only person crazy enough to join me burned out to bates and knocked some chick up, started losing his hair and lost his sportscar for room for babyseats.

i remember being depressed at the people as much as any roller-coaster i went on tripping face then having to sit in the parking lot until past dark waiting for my friend's open-eye shit to stop so we could drive halfway back across the state. comedy.

"I have three warrents on me for traffic tickets that i didnt go to court over.I know that one day i will be in the wrong place and will be taken to jail.I dont know what it will be like in tulsa jail ,but i am hoping that i get put in a cell with a man who will rape me,I have fanticised of being raped and want it to really happen.If it does happen i am going to accept it and not tell the guardsabout it knowing that i will be turned into his sissy bitch one night at a time.I know what he will do to me is going to hurt ,but eventually i will become used to having his cock up my ass and in my mouth and will do what is expected of me when ever i am ordered to do so.I will be in jail for several months,and hope that i will be able to continue serving him when i am released"

"You need to take steps to get your slutty ass arrested when you are dressed like a complete whore. Perhaps you need to go to the sleazy areas of Tulsa and start whoring yourself out so that you get arrested while dressed appropriately. Then you know you will be going to jail. You will not spend any time in jail for just traffic tickets, especially with jail over crowding. You need to do something bad to force the issue. Try soliciting sex from a cop. Either he will fuck you and go, or arrest you. A win-win for you either way."