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#324646 - 05/02/08 01:26 PM my joke of the day....
Anonymous Unregistered	I went into this strip club and found this total knockout of a dancer and she asked me if I wanted a lap dance.....I said OK! She had fake tits, fake nails, fake tan and fake hair. After the most sensual lapdance I have every had to date in my life ...I paid her.....in monopoly money
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#324647 - 05/02/08 02:49 PM Re: my joke of the day....
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	A duck walks into a corner store, asks for some Chap Stick and saya, "Put in on my bill." _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#324648 - 05/02/08 03:02 PM Re: my joke of the day....
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	How is spinach like anal sex? If you had it forced on you as a child, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#324649 - 05/02/08 03:45 PM Re: my joke of the day....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Why are Jewish divorces so expensive? They're worth it! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#324650 - 05/04/08 12:46 AM Re: my joke of the day....
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#324651 - 05/04/08 04:25 AM Re: my joke of the day....
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	How is Budweiser like having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water.
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#324652 - 05/04/08 03:10 PM Re: my joke of the day....
taco Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/31/05 Posts: 126 Loc: Chicago, IL	What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She was already told twice. _________________________ Never trust a big butt and a smile
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#324653 - 05/04/08 07:49 PM Re: my joke of the day....
WydenLong Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 04/07/08 Posts: 38 Loc: NYC	So it is Crime's Day off. No one in the world is committing a crime, not even shoplifting. Superman is bored as he is flying around and decides "Hey, I'm Gonna See what the Super Friends are up to!" Superman first flies over to the bat cave only to find that with the day off that Batman & Robin are working on the Batmobile. So Superman decides let me see what Aquaman is up to. Aquaman tells Superman that he'd hang out but he can't really leave water too long. Frustated but understanding to Aquaman's flaws Superman leaves & Flies over to Wonder Woman's Pad only to find no one is outside. Puzzled by this Superman then uses his X-Ray vision to see through the house. Superman discovers Wonder Woman lying on her bed complete naked and spread eagle on her bed. Superman then notices the window to Wonder Woman's room is open. After much thought Superman decideds he can give Wonder Woman a quick bang and she would't feel it. Superman flies in and out as fast as a bullet WOOOOSSSSSHHHH BANG WOOOOOSSSSHHHHH. Wonder Woman then says "Did You Feel Something?" And the Invisible Man replies "Nah, but my ass is bleeding pretty bad!" _________________________ Candy is Dandy but Sex doesn't Rot your Teeth!
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#324654 - 05/04/08 08:02 PM Re: my joke of the day....
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#324655 - 05/04/08 08:04 PM Re: my joke of the day....
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Invisible Man: s/b AWOP. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#324656 - 05/05/08 01:42 AM Re: my joke of the day....
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're both niggers.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#324657 - 05/05/08 06:31 AM Re: my joke of the day....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're both niggers.... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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