I'm thinking of writing in a Steward/Little ballot on the First Amendment Party line. I really don't like any of them.

Barring that, this is my order of preference:

1. The Bull Dyke
2. Crazy Old Man I (Paul)
3. Crazy Old Man II (McCain)
4. Moe
5. Larry
6. Curly
7. Jughead the Littlest Ambassador
8. Shemp. God I HATE Shemp.