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#324444 - 02/13/09 09:21 PM Re: My Designs
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I did. But I had no way of knowing Alex would become so interested in it. I forgot about it before Alex did.
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#324445 - 02/13/09 09:42 PM Re: My Designs
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Panzer, why not go to Israel where your design skills could be used to help secure the stolen land?
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#324446 - 02/13/09 09:46 PM Re: My Designs
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#324447 - 02/13/09 11:12 PM Re: My Designs
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I messed it up:



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#324448 - 02/23/09 02:28 AM Re: My Designs
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I'm trying to figure out why Panzer writes English words using the Cyrillic alphabet. That's ridiculous.

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#324449 - 02/23/09 05:38 PM Re: My Designs
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Alex, what's happened with the blog?

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#324450 - 02/23/09 10:10 PM Re: My Designs
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I'm trying to figure out why Panzer writes English words using the Cyrillic alphabet. That's ridiculous.




Der Panzer ist der Panzer ! Get over it !
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#324451 - 02/26/09 12:35 PM Re: My Designs
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Another TIH design sketch. I kinda had an idea for on underground escape vehicle-drill thing, kinda like a torpede but with a drill on it's nose, so is the hideout will get flooded then the dweller would be able to escape to the surface.



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#324452 - 02/26/09 06:52 PM Re: My Designs
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Alex you should design the Panzer's Enema Institute of Anal Arts Building with a enema metro rail system and the national enema library..open to the public

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#324453 - 02/26/09 06:57 PM Re: My Designs
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The building's slogan would be "Wait until you see this shit."
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#324454 - 02/26/09 08:54 PM Re: My Designs
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All I want to know is why he doesn't post his new sketches in this thread. Why make a new thread for the round prison or the super enema rocket.That way interested people could compare his artistic plans to each other right in this thread
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#324455 - 02/26/09 09:26 PM Re: My Designs
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My parents messed it up:






FIXED

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#324456 - 03/10/09 09:49 PM Re: My Designs
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I finally figured out the layout for the TIH. It generally consists of 2 installations and the access hole-pipe.

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#324457 - 09/29/09 07:11 PM Re: My Designs
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#324458 - 09/29/09 07:52 PM Re: My Designs
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Enema bumps !
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#324459 - 09/29/09 08:21 PM Re: My Designs
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In reply to Gia's deleted post:

I love Lady Gaga. They play her music all the time on TV at the gym. I like when she plays the Poker Face clip and does that thing with her hand on her face and goes po-po-po-po-po po po poker faaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceee and then gyrates her hips in the turquoise leotard. I always fantasize that her asshole is musky and sweaty.

On the other note: FUCK!!! My mom sneaked up on me and I gave her the ice cream that I made and only when she walked away I realized that BDM's pic of the asshole was on my screen.

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#324460 - 09/29/09 08:55 PM Re: My Designs
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On the other note: FUCK!!! My mom sneaked up on me and I gave her the ice cream that I made and only when she walked away I realized that BDM's pic of the asshole was on my screen.




That probably gave her "gooseflesh" like the lady your grandma worked with. You're in for some more loving tonight!

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#324461 - 09/29/09 09:07 PM Re: My Designs
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Maybe she looked at it quickly and thought they were Russian Doughnuts. You should ask for them for breakfast.



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#324462 - 09/30/09 07:44 AM Re: My Designs
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Tell your mom I said "You're welcome" !
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#324463 - 09/30/09 05:32 PM Re: My Designs
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Lady GaGa a/k/a Lady CaCa sucks.

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#324464 - 09/30/09 07:31 PM Re: My Designs
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Lady GaGa a/k/a Lady CaCa sucks.



Po-Po-Po Pouuuuuuuuuuuuuuker FaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaace

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#324465 - 12/22/09 10:23 AM Re: My Designs
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Fishnets:



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#324466 - 12/22/09 10:28 AM Re: My Designs
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Rio:





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#324467 - 12/22/09 10:32 AM Re: My Designs
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Barbados:





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#324468 - 12/22/09 10:33 AM Re: My Designs
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Hawaii:



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#324469 - 12/22/09 10:34 AM Re: My Designs
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Bahamas:



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#324470 - 12/22/09 10:35 AM Re: My Designs
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St. Tropez:



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#324471 - 12/22/09 12:32 PM Re: My Designs
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i bet that gia jordache die for be your model when you decide to launch your clothing line

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#324472 - 12/22/09 01:11 PM Re: My Designs
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i bet that gia jordache die for be your model when you decide to launch your clothing line



I'll pay her in Campbell's gravy and Ronzoni pasta coupons

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#324473 - 12/22/09 01:11 PM Re: My Designs
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Rio:








Wow!
Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise.
Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right
You catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special and you look like you're the best.

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land.
And when she shines she really shows you all she can
Oh Rio Rio dance across the Rio Grande.

I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on T.V.
Two, of a billion stars, it means so much to me
Like a birthday or a pretty view
But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you

Hey now (wow), look at that. Did he really run you down?
At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive you make me feel
alive alive alive

I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side
I tell you something I know what you're thinking
I tell you something, I know what you're thinking

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twists across a dusty land.
And when she shines she really shows you all she can.
Oh Rio Rio dance across the Rio Grande
Her name is Rio she don't need to understand
I might find her if I'm looking like I can
Oh Rio Rio hear them shout across the land
From mountains in the North down to the Rio Grande

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#324474 - 12/22/09 02:32 PM Re: My Designs
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I see your Rio and raise you Girls on film !
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#324475 - 01/22/10 09:52 PM Re: My Designs
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#324476 - 01/23/10 12:06 AM Re: My Designs
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Why is the "S" on Sharpie written backwards?

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#324477 - 01/23/10 01:37 AM Re: My Designs
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Why is the "S" on Sharpie written backwards?





I dont know, I probably had the sheet upside down.

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#324478 - 01/23/10 09:24 AM Re: My Designs
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Why is the "S" on Sharpie written backwards?




Because Tranzer is stupid.
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#324479 - 01/23/10 10:14 AM Re: My Designs
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Quote:

Quote:

Why is the "S" on Sharpie written backwards?





I dont know, I probably had the sheet upside down.




1. Look at your keyboard.

2. Look at the "S" key.

3. Now turn your keyboard upside down and look again.

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#324480 - 01/23/10 10:20 AM Re: My Designs
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Quote:

Quote:

Why is the "S" on Sharpie written backwards?




Because Tranzer is stupid.




I have never been one to criticize people because of spelling errors or typos, but come on!

Writing a letter backwards is in an entirely different league.

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#324481 - 01/23/10 11:03 AM Re: My Designs
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Dyslexia of some sort?
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#324482 - 01/23/10 12:30 PM Re: My Designs
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Could just be an some kind of Panzer Cyrillic alphabet variant.

Russian already uses a backwards R ["ya"] and N [long "e"].

There is no "S" character. They use "C" for the "S" sound, but that wouldn't be used in "Sharpie"

They have a character for our "sh" combination at the beginning of "Sharpie". Looks a bit like a Hebrew "Shin" or our capital sanserif "E" lying on its back.




I tried entering in the characters to show you, but either Mozilla is having an issue or this forum is rejecting them.

I'm going to try a "suggested" Russian transliteration of "Sharpie" as an image ...



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#324483 - 01/23/10 06:14 PM Re: My Designs
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Because Tranzer is stupid.




Occam's razor.

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#324484 - 07/24/10 05:00 PM Re: My Designs
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