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Sharon Mitchell - When did this bitch become the smartest woman in porn? I have to hear her wax poetic about the "Golden Years of Porn" when you didn't have to be hot, just a cheap slut willing to blow a doberman. Now she's a doctor??? Doctor of what, snorting Columbia and living to tell about it? And she says who's clean and who isn't? Ha! Boy, EVERYONE must of been pretty fucked up in the 70's if she was a porn star.

Marc Wallice - STFU already. You got the AIDS, probably from some tranny you blew for a hit of black magic, then passed it around and tried to hide it with the don't ask don't tell shit. You MIGHT get back in my good graces if you stick that hosebeast Sharon Mitchell with one of your dirty needles, but otherwise, fucking die already.

Nina Hartley - What's this educational shit? Retire or take an SUV up that huge ass of yours, then take a dump while Jules Jordan films it. It's your choice, honey.

Ed Powers - I'd let Ron Jeremy fuck me with Marc Wallice's dick before I ever watched one of your scenes again. You make the average ADT geek look like that pretty boy Julian.

Dave Cummings - Okay, you are a cool guy. An American hero, even. Glad to see you standing up to the Assberto Cockzales minions. Just do me a favor......COULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR OLD BALD HEAD OUT OF THE FRAME IN THE SCREW MY WIFE SERIES, PLEASE!!!??? I'M JACKING OFF, NOT LISTENING TO A COMEDY ROUTINE, EITHER JUMP IN AND START SCREWING THE CHICK OR STOP TELLING BAD PUNS AND LEAVE!!!!

Jasmin St Claire - Here's a clue honey. If you have to screw 300 guys to get attention in porn, YOU ARE UGLY AND HAVE ZERO WORTH. Jesus, could you even TRY to mask your contempt for the disgusting, obviously blind slobs who call themselves your fans???? "UGH DON'T COME NEAR MY PUSSY!!!!..BLAH DON'T TOUCH MY ASS!!!...BLEAHHH DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!..".......SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR GANGBANG LIKE THE TRASH YOU ARE!!!!

Savannah - I was like, 10 when you did porn, but you were still a bitch. Good bye.

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