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#323864 - 11/07/09 10:12 AM hey Teagan
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#323865 - 11/13/09 01:18 AM Re: hey Teagan
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His name is Harley.

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#323866 - 11/13/09 02:55 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Hey Teagan,

Do you like bacon?
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#323867 - 11/13/09 07:14 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Hey Teagan,
Do you like bacon?






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#323868 - 11/13/09 07:30 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Posts: 2056
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What's the name of your pig?





<insert Joshua joke here>
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#323869 - 11/13/09 09:37 AM Re: hey Teagan
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
Quote:

His name is Harley.




you might be a redneck if...

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#323870 - 11/14/09 12:30 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 04/02/09
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hey whoa teagan, how are the young ones, well adjusted I hope, hey yes
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#323871 - 11/14/09 04:40 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 12/28/07
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hey whoa teagan, how are the young ones, well adjusted I hope, hey yes




Adjusted to what? Yet another set of plastic tits? The sleeve tattoo? Or The Man with the Mark of the Beast?
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#323872 - 12/17/09 03:49 PM Re: hey Teagan
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#323873 - 12/17/09 05:07 PM Re: hey Teagan
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I'd lick her from asshole to elbow... just sayin.
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#323874 - 12/17/09 06:18 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
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I would too, but what is up with the ink. Is Teagan in some type of competition with Janine Lindemulder?

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#323875 - 12/17/09 07:08 PM Re: hey Teagan
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How do you compete with shit?.
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#323876 - 12/17/09 07:21 PM Re: hey Teagan
ivorenginedriver Offline
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I hope that Teagan views Janine as a bad example rather than a role model.

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#323877 - 12/17/09 07:29 PM Re: hey Teagan
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It's not up to Teagan and Janine to decide. You seen the two fuckstick lowlifes they support?. Ask Janine how her relationship choice is going for her in the court system.
Ask Teagan why her other half looks like Janines scumbag.

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#323878 - 12/17/09 08:53 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Tru dat, and there's the bonus that if I was licking her ass, I wouldn't have to see her tats.
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#323879 - 12/17/09 10:37 PM Re: hey Teagan
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It's not up to Teagan and Janine to decide. You seen the two fuckstick lowlifes they support?. Ask Janine how her relationship choice is going for her in the court system.

Ask Teagan why her other half looks like Janines scumbag.




Aww com’on, you’re not talking about Jesse “West Coast Choppers” James, are ya Lou?
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#323881 - 12/20/09 05:30 AM Re: hey Teagan
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click I
click II





Bitch need to take some of that ink money and get a top up on the beak, she got nigga nostils. Can't be coming out looking like ashley dupre, add some starch, make the pants stand up straight in the corner with no one in the motherfuckers. shit.
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#323882 - 12/20/09 08:43 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 11/20/09
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Loc: Where the bullet comes.....
I like her better now rather than before. The tat is questionable but she
is really hot no matter what.
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#323883 - 12/20/09 02:31 PM Re: hey Teagan
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I've never seen anyone get a tattoo of blood poisoning before.
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#323884 - 12/24/09 07:07 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I've never seen anyone get a tattoo of blood poisoning before.




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#323885 - 01/02/10 11:29 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
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I even did a free chat from my name.




free advice from me: tell your fiancé/microblog pimp to stop exploiting your family life.



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#323886 - 01/02/10 06:53 PM Re: hey Teagan
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I didn't pay for my tats that's why I got them.

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#323887 - 01/02/10 07:35 PM Re: hey Teagan
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I'll glad to pay for a tattoo for your forehead that says, "I used to be one of the hotter porn chicks, but completely fucked up my look, and now look 3/7ths of the way to Chasey Lain because of retardedcadaver surgery and such"

Will that fit?

How about one for Josh that says "My claim to fame is being a wannabe suitcase pimp, and owning a shack in Georgia"

God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.
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#323888 - 01/02/10 09:02 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland


No. No. No.

The tattoo equivalent of drunken MS Paint.
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#323889 - 01/02/10 10:08 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.




^^ The shit that needs to be said, that Gay-DT and it’s faggotry cower away from. ^^
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#323890 - 01/02/10 11:06 PM Re: hey Teagan
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I didn't pay for my tats that's why I got them.




Does that mean if you were offered dirty socks, ripped clothing or even spoiled food for free you would take them? How about a free dead puppy?
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#323891 - 01/02/10 11:35 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 04/21/07
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Your ink is great, just don't go for the Yakuza look that Janine rocks.

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#323892 - 01/02/10 11:40 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 01/30/08
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i like the tatts, but as you can tell by the handle i am partial to such things.
Cadaver titties freak me out a little though.
whatever makes you happy.





.....are you happy?
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#323893 - 01/03/10 12:10 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 09/07/04
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The cadaver skin is sewn into your chest cavity to prevent encapsulation. Which is the leading cause to most women having multiple surgeries. It breaks up any scar tissue.

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#323894 - 01/05/10 01:28 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
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Quote:

Quote:





Love all your tat's, Teagan!! You look better than ever..
Teagan w/ tattoos=
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#323895 - 01/05/10 08:30 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Love all your tat's, Teagan!! You look better than ever..
Teagan w/ tattoos=




So says the guy who strokes off to a Chia Pet or even sees clouds that resemble Jenna Haze.
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#323896 - 01/07/10 05:38 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 11/01/09
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I'll glad to pay for a tattoo for your forehead that says, "I used to be one of the hotter porn chicks, but completely fucked up my look, and now look 3/7ths of the way to Chasey Lain because of retardedcadaver surgery and such"

Will that fit?

How about one for Josh that says "My claim to fame is being a wannabe suitcase pimp, and owning a shack in Georgia"

God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.










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#323897 - 01/07/10 11:19 AM Re: hey Teagan
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a picture for El G



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#323898 - 01/07/10 11:25 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

I'll glad to pay for a tattoo for your forehead that says, "I used to be one of the hotter porn chicks, but completely fucked up my look, and now look 3/7ths of the way to Chasey Lain because of retardedcadaver surgery and such"

Will that fit?

How about one for Josh that says "My claim to fame is being a wannabe suitcase pimp, and owning a shack in Georgia"

God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.














is that supposed to be symbolic, like locking the door to your strokability and mr teagan being the throwing away of the key? How is Amanda, she has gotten so big. She has some big clear hooker heels to fill to follow in her mother's footsteps.
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#323899 - 01/07/10 11:25 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Jesus H Christ, dude. Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy on all the busy clothing.
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#323900 - 01/07/10 05:18 PM Re: hey Teagan
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No shit. Looks like he's just finished painting a house.
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#323901 - 01/07/10 05:55 PM Re: hey Teagan
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I think that key is supposed to represent that she was Penthouse Pet of the year or just in Penthouse and that's the year, something to that effect.

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#323902 - 01/08/10 06:01 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Wrong, its the key to his fucking jail cell
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#323903 - 01/09/10 08:52 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 01/11/08
Posts: 14
Teagan is one of the Hottest girls in porn I even have her Fleshlight [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFXyhlHgM1c]YOUTUBE[/url]

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#323904 - 01/09/10 02:17 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
I'm a big Teagan fan and I think she is really hot, but that pic of her by Gia Jordan on the AVN site was a bit... uhm, "off".

I wonder if she has an exit strategy from porn?




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#323905 - 01/10/10 02:35 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Teagan is one of the Hottest girls in porn I even have her Fleshlight YOUTUBE




Newb, fag ADT-transplant asswipe fanboi, please learn how to post proper URL's. Thanks.
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#323906 - 01/10/10 05:47 AM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Congratulations to Teagan for her win & the two separate wins skinworXXX won:

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Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
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#323907 - 01/12/10 06:24 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141


What would Conky say?


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#323908 - 01/12/10 06:35 PM Re: hey Teagan
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
^^

Cast of the next American Bukkake or Gokkun maybe??

Photo credit: Gee-ha Whore-dan
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#323909 - 01/12/10 06:52 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Registered: 11/27/07
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Aside from everyone else in that photo Mr.Teagan especially looks like a douche bag.

Ed Hardy
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#323910 - 02/05/10 06:08 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Hey Teagan, is it true that you are moving to Las Vegas?



You're looking better than ever < 1 > < 2 > btw.

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#323911 - 02/05/10 06:12 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Posts: 2656
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Hey Teagan, is it true that you are moving to Las Vegas?



You're looking better than ever < 1 > < 2 > btw.







there's smelly monkey
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#323912 - 02/08/10 10:08 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Teagan looking good lately
http://profile.imageshack.us/user/14871949




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#323913 - 03/04/10 05:42 PM Re: hey Teagan
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#323914 - 03/04/10 07:19 PM Re: hey Teagan
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Where the fuck is Destro to tell people to stop posting?

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