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#323814 - 07/09/08 09:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/23/08
Posts: 176
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Just saw this movie you made pre tat, "Oil overload" by Jules Jordan; Teagan you just graduated to major  material, the ass pounding and face slapping is just amazing, the scene is so hot I would nominate it for best anal scene of the year at the next AVN award you are a sex godess...  P.S if you ever come up here in Montreal as a feature dancer, let me know, I would not want to miss that.
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#323816 - 07/10/08 08:47 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Just what does Gia do for work anyway? Does taking party pics for AVN pay that much?
Gia, are you doing gay privates? Huh tranny fucker? You doing gay privates?!?
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#323817 - 07/11/08 02:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ok well since this thread has been hijacked I am going for the ride too.
First, asking a whore, ex-porn or otherwise, whether she does "privates" is stupid. The answer is going to be "no" whether she does or does not...especially with one as sharp as Gia. It's obvious she is not the typical ho hellbent on spending every cent as fast as she can, she is frugal (I hate that word but its appropriate))and less-lazy than most whores. Plus, she may be smart enough to pull off the Medically Necessary ruse of having Breathing problems and getting that super cheap insurance she has to pay for it. And she would never doa "private" as it were...."Dinner-Date-Dancing-Museum First, and THEN we can discuss my holes availabilty..." I could see happening with the right sort if you have the means and are not boring. But just showing up to blow some 45 year old overweight Software tester with 1200 bucks who has trouble expressing himself verbally with women is not Gia's bag.
Second, Gia, why theeee fuck do you want to mess with your nose anyway? Ok whatever, if you really cant stand looking at yourself then fine, slice away, but I am positive when I say it will not impact your sploogeableness to any noticeable degree and could in fact, fuck it up. Use the $$ to Gobble up a foreclosed house.
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#323818 - 07/11/08 03:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Guys, I'm not trying to Padova this thread, so let's keep it back on TEAGAN. I'm older than dirt, so I've had plenty of years to save money and not just in porn. This month, in addition to AVN, I've shot for a few more mags. I'd love The Lady T to model for me one day.
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#323819 - 07/11/08 10:10 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Geez guys lighten up. I thought the fact that I was asking about "gay privates" and "tranny fucker" made it obvious that I was kidding.
How does a female do gay privates?
That being said, Teagan are you doing gay privates? Huh? Don't avoid the question tranny fucker!!! I make money, I fuck hot chicks, U R just gellus!!
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#323820 - 07/11/08 08:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/07/04
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Nope sorry no gay privates for me. Sorry to disappoint. I don't get along with very many girls let alone I don't think I'd be able to put up with a girl that I don't care for in order to fuck them  ...haha xox Teagan
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#323826 - 07/14/08 05:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/08/04
Posts: 106
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I think Teagan looks great either way, and the nose job really did bring out her features more. I'd like mine re-done and need to know who your md was, Teag.
For Christ sakes Gia, the only doctor you need seeing is a psychiatrist, because you were hot, are hot and will always be hot. Why are you hot? Cause you're a smarty pants. Smart Girls = Hot. Also, you got a bitchin body, but the quick wit and cruel tongue make you a keeper. If you could do stand up comedy I'd open a church in your name. Communion would be a blast.
I honestly swear to fucking god, plastic surgery should be outlawed except in cases of severe physical deformity and major fucking injuries. It tends to just destroy what was already beautiful and unique.
Fenris
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#323828 - 07/18/08 12:35 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
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1) How important are looks when you consider a guy? Well, considering that some of my boyfriends haven't always been that cute. I think that speaks a lot. I don't like guys that are manscaped. I like them a little more rough around the edges and dirty. 2) Do you want the guy to be totally mesmerized by your beauty, thinking only of splooging into your open mouth while you gaze up at him with your gorgeous eyes? Or do you want him to respect you for your mind, Like Madonna wants all her male fans to do? Can't I have both. But he can respect my mind after he cums in my mouth. Let him get his fun first. 3) Who do you like better, Snoopy or Winnie the pooh? Also, do you swallow or spit? I love Winnie the Pooh better. Are you kidding me why would I spit. I don't spit in a normal way in life. I'd rather swallow it down. 4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now? It depends on what mood I'm in. If I'm in the mood for more mellow criticism then ADT, if I'm in the mood to be put in my place XPT. But lately , I've been coming to XPT more than I have ADT. 5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here. I personally would only rank Holly above you...question: Would you like to see Holly do porn? Would you do a Double Dildo scene with Holly? I think its safe to say it would be the top selling scene of all time...like ever. Are you kidding me??..Have you seen Holly's default picture lately. Tell me who wouldn't do her..And let me club them over the head. 5-1/2: What did you have for Breakfast? Also, do you find it more romantic if a guy serves you breakfast in Bed, or just wakes up and jerks off into your mouth? Or is that a toss up? I tend to not have breakfast or if I do, it's @ 4am and still up from the night before. How about the best of both worlds, He can jerk off into my mouth and then I can go brush my teeth and we can go eat considering sometimes your tummy doesn't always like just having it empty sitting full of cum and nothing else. It's like taking pills on an empty stomach, it's bound to upset your tummy sooner or later. P.S: There are some new pictures of my boobs unveiled @: http://genesisonline.com
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#323834 - 07/21/08 06:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here.
Uhh let's not get ahead of ourselves..I think Jenna Haze has posted here on XPT a few times. Although Teagan is almost as hot, i think Jenna is a better.
Your fanboi avatar speaks volumes to loyalty for Jenna, but I grossly disagree. That is, your dedicated fanboi opinion means nothing (like that ADT fucktard, PurpleHayes).
While both are equally strokeworthy, Teagan is way more social on the board than Jenna, which is brownie points on my scale.
Yes, Holly, I was talking about her new tits. They look rock hard, yet still volumous enough to fondle & play with like a schoolboy addicted to a stress toy. Either way, please tell me you've shot her already?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#323836 - 07/21/08 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Your avatar is still fucking gay.
Did you scan the $20 Polaroid that was taken with her from a local titty bar appearance, or what?
Otherwise, Jenna's a good whore.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#323839 - 07/22/08 05:49 AM
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Hey Gonzo? We get it. You like Jenna Haze. Nothing wrong with that... Except when every single time you post it's to do battle with anyone who fails to acknowledge your fav as the top chick in Porn. That's called being a fanboi. There's a place for that, but it's not here. I hear you can get a good deal on watches over there, as well. But, beyond that, Jenna's OK in my book. Carry on.
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#323840 - 07/22/08 06:52 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/07
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I'll feel 'em up and let you know. 
Please have someone take pics when you do.
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#323842 - 10/16/09 07:23 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
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As far as the picture from me feature dancing, I have gained a considerable amount of weight
What is feature dancing? Is it the same as stripping?
Teagan Feature Dancing - Shreveport
Shouldn't you be at least >5'5" for a dancer?
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#323843 - 10/28/09 05:57 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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It's hard to believe that some people aren't into Teagan anymore. These are candid pics and she is pretty damn hot. http://www.deviancexxx.com/Club390/index.htmlEnd ADT fanboi session.
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#323844 - 10/28/09 06:12 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Maybe it is the Janine Lindemulder-ish tats and the bolt-ons. She seemed so fresh and natural when she entered porn valley.
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#323847 - 10/28/09 10:07 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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There is no doubt that she is a hot piece of ass, but she transitioned herself, via plastic surgery, into a run of the mill whore. No whore can stay 18 and fresh for ever, but I think she changed too much, too quick.
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#323848 - 10/29/09 07:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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#323849 - 10/29/09 07:50 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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that broad still gives me boners... good whore.
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#323854 - 10/29/09 08:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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She looks damned good IMO. Is she still doing GG only since she has a boyfriend ?
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#323855 - 10/29/09 09:12 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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i never laugh harder then when Deladoofus plays tough guy.
What a fucking tool. You make Eric look like a well adjusted normal guy. Guys like you get beat up on a consistent basis not because you are a fucking loser, but because you think you are some sort of bad ass lol
Sorry, I just wet myself reading your post.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#323857 - 10/29/09 12:58 PM
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Registered: 05/31/08
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#323858 - 10/29/09 01:34 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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obvious fake. Every piece of info fails to match Teagan. Height difference is 9"!!
Several of the other pics are lifted from other websites as well.
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#323859 - 10/29/09 01:35 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Probably just pulling a bait and switch. Those are old pics, no tats.
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#323861 - 10/31/09 01:56 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
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Hell, you know if I was escorting, there would be people on here ASAP calling my ass out. It's happened lots of times on Craigslist ,people claiming to be me. I've actually called the numbers before & talked to the so called "Pimp" on the phone & they hung up on me & later that day took down the ad. So, are you guys happy that I got my ass back or what? If not, then fuck off. Just kidding. You know I'm just giving you guys shit just as much as you give. xox Teagan 
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