Teagan has two kids and a stomach like that?

That is not human.

Seriously, all I care about is her scenes. And that's all you should care about too. I'll never meet her or her family. I'll never be friends with her or her neighbor. So what she does with her life really doesn't matter to me.

Just wish her well and move on.

Now Teagan answer some questions. Any DP scenes in your future? Or IR scenes? Or blow bang scenes? Stop avoiding the real issues!!!!