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#323766 - 06/04/08 09:52 AM
Re: hey Teagan
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/07/04
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I can't' really talk about it due to pending circumstances and out of respect for the other party. I need to have some class in handling this situation or it could hurt me. I'm sorry. xox Teagan http://teaganraw.com
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#323767 - 06/04/08 09:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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But you can still show us solo pictures of your spread pussy & ass, right? 
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#323769 - 06/04/08 11:35 AM
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#323771 - 06/04/08 04:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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I can't' really talk about it due to pending circumstances and out of respect for the other party. I need to have some class in handling this situation or it could hurt me. I'm sorry.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
I truly do wish you the best of luck and she is doing the right thing people, all her business is none of ours. 
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#323774 - 06/05/08 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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I truly do wish you the best of luck and she is doing the right thing people, all her business is none of ours.
How the hell do you know? And what looks like 'the right thing' to you, could mean something completely different to someone else. You're talking in absolutisms (again).
She says she cant talk about certain things, from work I know that is the "right" thing you dont talk about certain things or do certain things when you have family court issues, you dont put out more to make things harder on your part, thats all I know, I dont fucking know what else shes doing and I really dont give a fuck, I just hope she does well and I dont want to see an ex suitcase pimp whether married him or not try to fuck her over. Absolutisms schmizims. 
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#323777 - 06/17/08 10:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Harem Club? That sounds like a camel jockey paradise in South Plainfield or sometin'.
Have fun in the garbage state. Wish I was still local.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#323779 - 06/18/08 01:44 AM
Re: hey Teagan
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Hey gorgeous, Don't forget about me. You said we could do a story together, and I'm looking forward to talking to you! Please send me an e-mail when you get a chance. Writercindi@aol.com Teagan would look great on the cover of Xcitement Mag & .com! Don't you guys agree? xoxo, Cindi
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#323781 - 06/27/08 09:06 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/08
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i always knew Teagans husband was no good. Now gain some weight and youll be right back to where you were.
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#323782 - 06/27/08 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Fuck that, she's tight w/ big tits. She's in excellent shape. 
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#323784 - 06/27/08 10:45 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Teagan, as a fan, STOP WITH THE TATTOO'S RIGHT NOW!!!! You are going to turn around one day and look like Janine and regret it.
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#323786 - 06/28/08 07:11 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/08
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Teagan, Im not feeling the dramatic weight loss and the tattoos. Get back to how you were hun.
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#323788 - 06/28/08 07:40 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Hang it on the fridge when they are home. Give them something to aspire to. It's important that youngsters have goals.
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#323789 - 06/28/08 07:43 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm sure my oldest would appreciate that picture in a few more years.
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#323792 - 07/07/08 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Pretend this is a mini interview, and I am not luke ford but a semi drunk crippled pervert driving his wheelchair erratically while offering you a shot of grey goose and a pretzel: 1) How important are looks when you consider a guy? 2) Do you want the guy to be totally mesmerized by your beauty, thinking only of splooging into your open mouth while you gaze up at him with your gorgeous eyes? Or do you want him to respect you for your mind, Like Madonna wants all her male fans to do? 3) Who do you like better, Snoopy or Winnie the pooh? Also, do you swallow or spit? 4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now? 5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here. I personally would only rank Holly above you...question: Would you like to see Holly do porn? Would you do a Double Dildo scene with Holly? I think its safe to say it would be the top selling scene of all time...like ever. 5-1/2: What did you have for Breakfast? Also, do you find it more romantic if a guy serves you breakfast in Bed, or just wakes up and jerks off into your mouth? Or is that a toss up? 
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#323793 - 07/07/08 08:19 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/08
Posts: 45
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Teagan, ive read your posts. You have a lot of problems. deadbeat dads, problems with your tits, your ass, your weight loss, anal/no anal, divorces, custody fights, problems with your contract, an ugly tattoo. what gives?
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#323794 - 07/07/08 08:38 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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"What gives?" Are you serious? She's a porn whore. They aren't exactly models of stability, good judgment, reliability and consistency.
I like Teagan and am more than happy to jerk off to her scenes, but I have no illusions that she is anything other than a porn whore. Pull your head out of your ass, dude.
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#323797 - 07/07/08 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Pretend this is a mini interview, and I am not luke ford but a semi drunk crippled pervert driving his wheelchair erratically while offering you a shot of grey goose and a pretzel:
1) How important are looks when you consider a guy?
2) Do you want the guy to be totally mesmerized by your beauty, thinking only of splooging into your open mouth while you gaze up at him with your gorgeous eyes? Or do you want him to respect you for your mind, Like Madonna wants all her male fans to do?
3) Who do you like better, Snoopy or Winnie the pooh? Also, do you swallow or spit?
4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now?
5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here. I personally would only rank Holly above you...question: Would you like to see Holly do porn? Would you do a Double Dildo scene with Holly? I think its safe to say it would be the top selling scene of all time...like ever.
5-1/2: What did you have for Breakfast? Also, do you find it more romantic if a guy serves you breakfast in Bed, or just wakes up and jerks off into your mouth? Or is that a toss up?
I petition: Bring back 10 Questions with Da Burglar!!
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"What gives?" Are you serious? She's a porn whore. They aren't exactly models of stability, good judgment, reliability and consistency.
I like Teagan and am more than happy to jerk off to her scenes, but I have no illusions that she is anything other than a porn whore. Pull your head out of your ass, dude.
The guy is fucking screw loose. Either he's Teagan's ex himself, or some dipshit white-knighter that hopes he can be Teagan's nex' baby daddy.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#323798 - 07/08/08 12:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I petition: Bring back 10 Questions with Da Burglar!!
Thanks for that endorsement Mr Schitt ...As Holly Randall can attest, however, I am NO LUKE FORD. But If others speak out or make similar requests, I will try another go around as the "Porn Interviewer With No Agenda, No Interest and No need for gratuitous Blow Jobs or Money from the Girls I am interviewing because, well, I am Da Burglar....  "
Here is who I will put on my initial Target list to interview:
Teagan (for real)...someone direct Teagan to all the interviews I did so she knows its not just the "conflicted fan boy parody questions" I typed above in a half hearted attempt to get Teagan to tell us whether she really swallows or not!  She's the hottest chick here, like, EVER. After Holly of course....
Gia Jordan: I never interviewed Gia, because at the time I was doing all these 10 questions with every other porn chick, I had just been a TOTAL fucking dick/douchebag to Gia (with the help, a LOT of help actually, from a certain evil little witch who shall be nameless, but NOT beakless...In fact when I did the little witch's 10 questions, I should have called it "The BLAH WITCH PROJECT") So I never did Gia. I would love to do her now though...Holly and Teagan may be the most beautiful, but Gia is the best All around female poster here ever, when you factor in all qualities like intelligence, wit, industry knowledge, Hottness, nastiness, sluttiness, etc. Gia's picture of her straining to gobble a load of cum from a creep dick that just pulled out of her is the hottest picture ever posted on XPT. I have a special set of modified 10 Questions to ask Baby G if she consents to do them.
Holly Randall part 2: We now have a cleaner, sober, more beautiful Holly to dote upon. It has been 2 years, lets see what has changed in Holly.
GiGi: Another non-porn chick "porn chick" we all want to know whether she eats cum because it tastes great, or is less filling than the shit inside a twinkie or Haagen Daz (Das?)
Pretty: Still being the best whore she can be...effort deserves recognition.
Cameron Keys: If only because she is another one of the FEW females with the stones to post here...
Jeff's wife Sandy...wouldnt that be a fucking coup and a half?? Jeff if you read this, ask the wife if she will answer 10 questions from me.
Anyone else with suggestions on which chicks I should splooge with 10 of my questions, list them here.
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#323800 - 07/08/08 05:33 AM
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I second Jack's request and nominate a post-anal Sunny Lane to be interviewed on fashion, family (  ) and fucking. Will think of some other names after I'm caffeinated.
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#323803 - 07/08/08 06:55 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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Regardless of how Teagan further destroys her body and appearance, the Teagan in my mind's eye will always be the Teagan of the Up Your Ass #22 BTS.
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#323805 - 07/09/08 03:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I think Teagan looks great either way, and the nose job really did bring out her features more. I'd like mine re-done and need to know who your md was, Teag.
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#323807 - 07/09/08 03:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No. Way before like in 1999. It wasn't bad before. It had a slight hump like Teagan's. Afterward, I looked even younger and my eyes didn't have that tired look.
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#323808 - 07/09/08 04:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No. Way before like in 1999. It wasn't bad before. It had a slight hump like Teagan's. Afterward, I looked even younger and my eyes didn't have that tired look.
I sooooo want one too, I hate my fucking huge nose, I told my friend to break it so I could get it paid by my insurance, I would totally take a fucking blast to the nose just to get a new one. 
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#323809 - 07/09/08 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Dood, if you have any breathing problem or whatever, insurance will cover fully or partial. Find out and do it. Recovery is nothing. Though, I did notice the week I walked around the rich mall with the cast on my nose, no one looked twice and I saw other people with nose jobs. BUT when I went to the ghetto mall, people asked what happened.
OK, back to TEAGAN. Just trying to say she picked her docs well. Hope the new bewbs heal fast so we can see them.
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#323811 - 07/09/08 05:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
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My bad; no offense meant.
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#323812 - 07/09/08 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Celebrating post counts is gay. PLease change the title back to Teagan's original title.
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#323813 - 07/09/08 05:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
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True, not as gay as barebacking but still pretty gay.
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I hope you get eveything worked out, but that definetly sucks if I read that right. 
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