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“When I was young I used to be in a group home,” says Kat. “I was a bad student and my parents put me there. I met my roommate [Ray] there and we became best friends. We stopped talking for awhile, then she needed some help and I let her live with me. One day she just took off with all my money.


"I didn’t even have a safe box because I trusted her so much. I put it in the closet. I come home, and I’m wondering where the hell is she. Everybody know she was nuts but this was so fucked up. I was helping her out and she stole from me. I knew it was her. So we had all this controversy on MySpace. She admitted it: ‘I stole that bitch’s money.’


“I tried to press charges but I couldn’t prove it," Kat continues. "She took off for Florida with my money. And I’ve heard stories that she stole money from other people as well.”


Ray, if you’ll remember, also poisoned her then-boyfriend David Luger.


“She really did and was in jail for that,” states Kat. “She’s a little troublemaker. When I went to the cops they had her on file already. They’re, like, yeah we know this girl. We were like sisters. She’s always been a jealous person but I never knew she had envy for me. She was a foster kid and I was a probation kid. She never really had a family to teach her. It’s really sad but I’m over it.”

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Wow. Not even sure where to begin on this topic.

Kat keeps all her money in her closet? OK....

Now she is studying the cooking channel so that she can start her own TV show. "Tonight's menu will be a salad made from crap stuck in my braces and pears tossed in a balsamic raspberry vinaigrette. The main course will be honey roasted ass warts in a spicy mango sauce. Desert will be regurgitated man seed custard with fennel and blueberries."

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don't forget the semen sorbet. gotta properly cleanse the palate

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And according to Kat, the only times her braces got caught on a guy’s dick was with Scott Nails and then with Anthony Hardwood.

“It wasn’t that bad, just a little nick,” she says.

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