I'll give Eor credit for two things: he's not as butt-ugly as Tony Comstock (but he's close), and he's probably making more money than Ron Royster. Unfortunately for him, that's it.

Most of the alt.porn fags like him and the Tattoo Jew are beginning to realize that arms full of tattoos, swooping black hairdos, dirty armpits and shitty music don't translate into good porn. Joanna can write as many press releases as she wants, pretend to be headed "mainstream" because some radio DJ wants to make fun of her for five minutes, and blather on about her artistic side. But in the end, she's still a dirty whore whose mother hates her, who earns a living by letting diseased emo-mopes deposit their halfway-house DNA into her birth canal.

Eor, the clock's ticking...tick tock.