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#323298 - 04/29/08 07:23 AM
XPT Newbie Pretty celebrates her birthday today.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Wishing you well. btw, she's 70. 
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Amo i Gemelli!! 
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#323299 - 04/29/08 07:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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H a p p y B i r t h d a y ! 
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#323301 - 04/29/08 07:43 AM
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Anonymous
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I thought her birthday was 3/29/08 when she was invented 
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#323303 - 04/29/08 09:21 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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i
hope
she,
stops
posting
because
she's an
idiot.
it feels good,
i like it
i hope you get
a jackhammer
in the eyesocket.
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#323305 - 04/29/08 09:54 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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nah i always stay 69 on myspace i dont lie about my age im turning thirty four today 
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#323307 - 04/29/08 10:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Any plans
for the day
is somebody
taking you
to dinner
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#323319 - 04/29/08 04:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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Let me pile on, so to speak. Kudos on the 34th.
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#323323 - 04/29/08 09:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Wishing you love and money on your birthday.
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#323324 - 04/29/08 09:53 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Happy Birthday, pretty! I've always found it fulfilling to do something adventurous on my b-day. Might I suggest sky-diving without a parachute or walking a high-rise tight-rope sans safety net?
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#323325 - 04/29/08 10:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Happy Birthday Pretty, and congrats on your launch.
-Keep It Dirty
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#323326 - 04/25/09 08:47 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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:BUMP:  Wednesday is Pretty's birthday. I thought this thread could use the bump. Happy Birthday Pretty, see you then! -Keep It Dirty  ...be ready to go out for the evening. I want total slut gear on your smokin' hot curvy bod 'cuz we're goin' out to a live show! I hope you like Zeppelin lol I'm TOTALLY gonna make you shoot pool in a short skirt. Fuck, it sounds more like MY birthday now! lol
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#323327 - 04/25/09 08:53 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Here's my birthday poem for pretty:
Thirty years you've been here
Now you've got a career
Don't become too complacent
It could be gone next year.
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#323328 - 04/29/09 05:40 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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So, holy shit, you've been on this board for over a year now?!?! Well, that went fast! I hope this year goes by a little slower for you and that you slow down long enough to enjoy it. I got you something special for your birthday, so lube up, cuz we'll all be there around 7.  -Keep It Dirty ...don't forget the midget, cuz I'm bringin' the 'tard!
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